h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kitty comes to say hello to his Olde Friende*
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waves fondly at Kitty*

Squik squik.

*Kitty rolls a large swiss roll towards the tentacle*

*devours roll, leaving only a small pile of slime where it stopped*

SQUIGE SQUWIK.

*Kitty purrs and miaous conversationally*
prrr mauo mauo prr prrmrr mrrr merrr mauous mrr ssrrrss mrrq

Squish squik, shlurp shup sploooosh.

pr R rrr r r mrrrnzzrrr prrr r mrrr mrss

Shhhhlik thlop.

*waves wetly*

prr prrrrzzz prr prrrr mrrrzzzz
*Kitty lies down to sleep*

*assumes guard like position, and keeps an eye or three out for intruders.*

prrrzzzz prrrzzzz prrrzzz *kitty rolls over and continues to sleep*
prrrrzzzzz pprrrrrrzzzz pppprrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzz

*Begins to get bored and starts prodding Kitty's tail*