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stinkywigfiddle Started conversation Aug 15, 2000
GrassScab the Mutant: Trade your junk for cash! Or buy some junk with cash!
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Aug 16, 2000
Yes, hi there, everyone. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I am the Corrupt One, and I am here to serve your every need in this very...what's the opposite of disreputable...oh yes, disreputable pawn shop.
Today's special: We have plenty of abandoned Hitchhiker's Guides for sale. Best offer or trade. Oh, and we have this very...cute and cuddly pet if anyone's interested. I need to get it off of my hands.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2000
I think I might buy something... have you got any musical instruments or stands!?? 
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Ermmm....*searches through the rear of the shop*
I've got this guitar here...*guitar falls apart in her hands*...errr, an oboe...*snake pokes head out of the end*...oh, and does this count as a stand? *pulls out antique wooden music stand, which, amazingly, does NOT fall apart*
Will any of this help??
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2000
::stifles her laughter::
Well, ummm... ::wonders why the oboe and guitar were the only instruments... 
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Is the snake free of charge, or... or not!??
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Depends...if it's poisonous, it's yours for free, if you get it out of here fast enough...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2000
HA ha-- heehhh...
Er-- nevermind the oboe. What about the stand!??
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Ermmm...looks OK to me...
*though neither of them can see it, there is an extremely large and cultured civilization of ancient alien termites in the stand*
It's made of wood from the trees of the planet Petroneus...home of my split persona here, eh, Kudos?
Kudos: Well, it WAS...untill that little CREEP Zeb blew it up!!!
Corrupt: You mean, had weird little things take it apart at the molecular level.
Kudos: Same thing...or do you want ME to take YOU apart at the molecular level...???
Corrupt: Errrmmm...I think I'll shut up now.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 21, 2000
Ehhh.... Wood from Petroneus!??
REALLY!!! Is that a good thing, or a bad thing!??
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Sep 21, 2000
Kudos: WHAT DO **YOU** THINK???
Corrupt: Kudos, we're trying to run a buisness here.
Kudos: *glaring at Corrupt* SO WHAT???
Corrupt: Errrrmmmmm...*spots Kudos's demented gun ready to turn her into a random invertibrate*...never mind....
What kind of Shop is THIS!??
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 21, 2000
Ehhh....
::"Shivers and shakes like a big rattle snake, do the oobie-doobie tell you hear that holler ache!!!"--CCR::
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- 1: stinkywigfiddle (Aug 15, 2000)
- 2: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Aug 16, 2000)
- 3: Biggy P (the artist phormerly known as phord) (Aug 16, 2000)
- 4: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Aug 17, 2000)
- 5: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2000)
- 6: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Sep 20, 2000)
- 7: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2000)
- 8: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Sep 20, 2000)
- 9: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2000)
- 10: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Sep 20, 2000)
- 11: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 21, 2000)
- 12: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Sep 21, 2000)
- 13: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 21, 2000)
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