h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zack: Interested in having a job at the shopping station? Leave your applications here.

Maybee.

Zack: Maybe? Is that an application? Well, I suppose that's better then a flat out no. What would you be good at? What are your qualifications? As if those matter.

Well, what do you want me to do ? My HTML is fairly good.
Oh I just remembered I'm having annother bash at drowning myself in your wishing well.

Zack: Okay. You can either be a janitor or open up your own store.

Would you like that? Whatevery you like. As long as it's fairly decent. And no spitting.

What kind of store would you like ?

Zack: Well I was thinking of opening a bookstore, a pawn shop, some kind of clothing store, a toy store, electronics, ice cream, and a marber shop.
Any of those interest you?

how about a musik shtore.

Zack: That sounds great. Sure, you can open your very own music store. Why didn't I think of that?

Any room for a slightly (oh, all right, VERY) disreputable pawn shop?
I'm willing to run it, though not 24-7.

There are probably plenty of impoverished hitchhikers who need money...

oh, whoops--you already have one.

Well, if you need anything else disreputable, plz let me know.

Zack: You can take it over if you want. GrassScab is already working at the Hitchhiker supply store anyway.

Consider it bought out for...uh...well, free. Customers can now expect meaner service and less reputability--if there ARE any customers, that is...

How do I start a shop? Issue an article and send you the address?

Zack: I thought you could just start a new thread on this page.

Hopefully we will have some customers. We are advertizing in different places. Any suggestions on that would be appreciated.

Ummmmm...why don't you go to Ask h2g2 and ask people about it there? Plus, you'll get free advertising while you're at it, and there seem to be tons of people just waiting to jump onto any thread started there!

Just a suggestion...

is anyone running the ice cream shop yet? if not, i'd like to...

Zack: Hi. No one has started the ice cream shop yet so go ahead. It's yours.

I've kind of tried the Ask H2G2 place. I don't think I put a good subject title to make them want to read it or come.

What did you put for the subject?

Just think up something strange for a subject line and try again. People jump on everything there if you want them to badly enough.

I know...I've tried it!!!

well, i'll be advertising my shop and the shopping center, so we'll see if that helps