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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Feb 10, 2012
I believe you, millions wouldn't 
I try and avoid dusting...when I do I spend the next three wheezing.
It's a brilliant excuse!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 18, 2014
Well it's nearly been three years, with any luck the wheezing's died down by now!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 18, 2014
It can't be... can it? 
*FAINTS* ::THUD::
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 19, 2014
Well, I wouldn't say it's *completely* impossible
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 30, 2016
Well... I see not much has changed in the last couple of years then! Nice and tidy around here at least, that's something.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 31, 2016
Only two years between posts from His Majesty now This is an encouraging trend 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 31, 2016
I should be back to daily posting by about 2024 I think!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 31, 2016
We've heard rumours, but the reports are unconfirmed at this time. It could just be a flock of birds.
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