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The minstrel boy Started conversation Sep 2, 2000
Love red heads ... hate dragon ... hope you slay'm not sleigh'm ... 
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patriciaij Posted Sep 11, 2000
Hate dragons??? Say it ain't so!!! They're so powerful, brave and heroic (not to mention REALLY handy for starting the BBQ) Come on down to Dwayne's Dragon Emporium and check out the new models and I bet you'll change your mind. Ok, so there's quite a bit of work vacuuming up the flaky scales from the carpet and picking up the ornaments they knock off coffee tables with their tails and OCCASIONALLY they can get a bit carried away with the BBQ starting thing and might melt the patio furniture. But the benefits FAR outweigh those trivial problems.
You want welding done? Dragon/welding torch to the rescue.
Want a heated pool?- no problem.
Sleep easy at night when you put the "Beware of Guard Dragon" sign outside your home.
Say bon voyage to pesky door-to-door salesmen.
Say goodbye to neighbourhood cats digging up your gardens.
Come on Paul! This is the "must-have" for the new millennium! Order yours NOW - they're going fast! Operators are standing by...
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