h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I seem to have posted in many many forums, most of which have tailed off after my last post.
Is this due to me, or do forums just die naturally anyway. The ones that don't die get out of control like a giant snake and ought to be killed with rockets 'cos they take too long to load up.

Uh-oh, Swiv goes into South Park mode. You have a good point there I can't be bothered posting to the snaking out of control ones and
the everything i say elsewhere just gets ignored anyway. I'm off to look for Mr Hat.

I thought he was Mr Hand
And he was in the sauna

try ending your replies with a question and/or a lewd and insulting remark about someone else in the forum's mother.
this generally works for me. although I'm sure they just naturally run out of steam. . .

Insults don't always work, they're just taken as the norm I think

I insult my own mother and don't take offence.

does She?

Yes there are some pretty scathing comments in some forums, but I don't mind them as long as they're witty and/or intelligent. I've been caned for a few stupid comments around the place, myself.
It's all in good fun though. I hope.

Yes she does, she has an underdeveloped sense of humour

She would hate this site

ah well, Bulldoze her house and send her on an adventure through space. That ought to help develop her sense of humour. ..

Unfortunately I live in her house.
Though I wouldn't mind an adventure through space sometime around august the 19th