h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thought to come over and see who you are, and you are really NEW here, so I can be the first one to welcome you. You will learn a lot of things about other countries arround here, so don't worry about your writing. And most of the forums are fun doings.

One of the ACEs or the Angels will drop by to welcome you, but if you are in a hurry you can use the links on my forums to go to them.

And I am glad that you like cats, I have a gathering for h2g2 cats and cat-lovers at "Greetings Fellow Cats" in my forum, so drop in.

nim

BTW, do you always talk that fast? Slow down a bit and enjoy the world!

Another BTW, how did you come to my place of all the places here?

I clicked on the who's online thing. I do talk fast can't help it just my personality I'm either talking or daydreaming or thinking I really love cats I have 10 they are so sweet my oldest one is 5 his name is Mr. Jingles although the Mr. was only added after he turned 3 cause he sorta changed color alot when he was little he's baramese siamese and when he turned 3 he got as dark as he was gonna get so I figured he was old enough to be called Mr. he also stopped jumping in my lap every time I was reading which he used to do and then demand to be petted I think he sorta figured out I got ticked off about this

Whew!

I think *I* need to take a deep breath after this

I think I'm suffering from punctuation withdrawal myself! Hi Lys, you left a reply on my page, so i came to yours. I saw nim's post, and had to reply here. Nice to meet you. I'm a Guardian Angel, so if you have any H2G2 questions, I can either help you or refer you to someone who can. Anyway, good luck in your endeavors to talk to mannequins.

heya lys! we've already talked over at MATT THE RAT's page, but i just thought i'd come over and say an "official" howdy!

i'm one of those ACEs nim mentioned (hi nim!! <sigh!&gt as well as being the first saint and Archangel of the h2g2 Angels. Clough and nim both happen to be saints as well.. anyway, you may have noticed our intrepid leader online- yes, that'd be GOD- almighty! lol!

so anyhoo, just thought i'd pop in and offer you a brownie...
*offers tray of warm, triple chocolate chip brownies*

oh, also wanted to say that your page is amazing, and your journal is cool too!

swing by and visit any time you like!
see you!
Zax* the Archangel (ACE) Patron Saint of Drunken Indulgence(NGAs), Brownies (CotTB), Undead Weevils(CotTW), and Whatever (CoW)

*making the Rounds...

Thanks I don't think I need help unless you're a phsyciatrist my mom sais I could use one of those^_^ I can deal with a computer and if I can't I just threaten to throw away the trash bin and crash it until it listens to me this occasionaly actually works I have never actually gone through with the threat but it could be interesting however since this is my dad's computer and he threatened to take off the internet on mine and also revert it to DOS which I have always hated I probably wont maybey on my evil laptop if I can get it to work again apparently even though it was windows 98 parts where so old they wheren't y2k compliant and even my granpa who fixes computers for a living can't get it back to normal however the college my dad works for gave him a laptop and since he's already got this computer and doesn't use it I've developed a plan to get possesion of it within 2 years maybey I'll ask for a laptop instead of a car cause I found 1 for a thousand and I usually get cash from all my relatives maybey they can pool it and add some of my Christmas money so I can get it this year and still maybey go for a car when I turn 16 I only want a bug I'd even take an old one although they're murder to get repared I think I've babbaled enough for right now my finger's are starting to cramp (the pain the suffering^_^)so buh bye

*laughs and shakes his head*

*sob*

My ears are numb!

Kay I think I'm gonna like it here everybodies so far has been really cool I may give up my quest of convincing people that the squirrel hazing web page(it does exsist it's about squirrels hazing each other)is true and just sit contemplating why I shoul try to convince them how to do so and what it will accomplish this seems the perfect place to do so I have exstensive random knowledge but sadly I don't understand algebra I always thought that numbers should leave letters alone and stop confusing them it seems mean of them cause letters like order and numbers are just random stupid things with no real purpose if math really is the universal language I think I'll stay home

Hi I'm not trying to be annoying so if I am ignore it it's not really something I can help I tried once and suffered withdrawel symptoms after 10 minutes and I can't stand pain I just hope one day to one day get married to a deaf mute and learn sign language so I can be somewhat annoying but not enough to be really annoying I'm not sure if this would work out but maybey

MAN Lys, you really crack me up. Could I have two of whatever you're on?

OK 2 doses of insomnia coming right up actually that and the fact that I wasn't breathing when I was born which my mom told my brother a bad thing to do even if it is true plus assorted concussions at a young age including a dresser and t.v. falling on me and busting my head open at age 2 while dancing cause I landed on the brick thing next to the fire place and mono at age 5 these factors have made me who I am or maybey it's just genetics I don't know I'm thinking it's cause my mental age is around 6 this being my parents fault they always anwsered my questions when I was litlle and continue to do so even when my teachers have stopped although my parents blame my friends one of whom once asked a teacher if she saw flying purple hippopotamouses and when the teacher said yes said she needed a phsyciatrist she also sometimes screams burn the leprochauns for no reason my other friend sais she has an imaginary duck named Bill that's indigo and my other friend has an odd preoccupation with toe socks they are all named Sarah supporting the fact that parents are not original

course it could just be the American School system

I hope you are writing all of this down, it's brilliant! I can see you going far in the entertainment business. Wait til Zax reads THAT one!!

yes it's all written down look above your remark I want to be a writer so I don't know I did succesfully convince some girls at camp that I had multiple personalities and that one was an alien I was struggling to control to keep from abducting them but usually I'm not good with people face to face although I have the weird(according to my sister)habit of walking up to people saying hello and saying something totally irrelevant

People need to be caught off guard like that. BTW, that was a joke about writing it down. Did you see the wink?

It's 3:45 A.M.I'm going to bed I think my sleep pattern is seriously warped cause I'm just getting tired but I gotta get at least 3 hours of sleep although I read this article that sais if you don't get at least 8 hours you start shrinking and I'm the shortest in my family so it may be true but I gotta go see my cousin off at the airport at 7 so so much for 8 hours maybey I'll sleep the 45 minutes there but I hate sleeping in the car oh well I'm just gonna go to bed I'll be on later today

goodnight, and have a pleasant today!!

Cloughie,

I just read through the back log on this (and, GOD, does she go through a lot fast !!! ), after all what has happened to her there are only three choices:

1. Lys is a mutant
2. Lys is really an alien
3. Lys is dead

Comments, please?

nim

Yes, but there is another possibility. Lys could be a mental patient who's gotten access to a computer. Whatever the case, I will be checking her page often, as her postings are some of the greatest works I've seen here at h2g2. Maybe the alien hypothesis is correct, perhaps there are subliminal messages in the text that are being used to control our minds, leaving us open for takeover by her alien race. I know MY head feels a bit funny after reading just one of her postings. Oh well, que sera!