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Did Chris offer to give you accordion lessons in return for pretending to be a lesbian, too?

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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like)

Heh.

Just kidding.

You really got an accordion? Rock!


Did Chris offer to give you accordion lessons in return for pretending to be a lesbian, too?

Post 2

Superluminal Fruitloop(The Smartest Kid on Earth)

Chris? Which Chris would this be, now? I don't think I would have to _pretend_ to be a lesbian, anyway.

And yep, I sure did get an Accordian. I guess the secret's out now though, and all the girls will be raving mad for my polka power, or something like that. It's only a cheap children's accordian though, it cost me 20 bucks at the WETA store in Pentagon City Mall. But it is super-dandy-riffic and I can play Happy Birthday on it, if I was so inclined to do so. I hope to upgrade as soon as I get the money, and oneday be a one man band, and hopefully appear on VH1.


Did Chris offer to give you accordion lessons in return for pretending to be a lesbian, too?

Post 3

Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like)

You know. Chris Chris. Band Chris. Brazillian-Streetfight-ln-The-Lobby-With-The-NHS-Recycling-Box Chris. He offered to give me accordion lessons (or autoharp) if l'd pretend to be a lesbian...l told you that story.... Hey, speaking of which, if you're logged on here and bored, consider dropping by Lil's Atelier http://www.h2g2.com/F38024?thread=68519&latest=1 where some interesting conversation may be taking place...we have a pet sloth, and the digital personification of my cat, and a giant Venus Flytrap named Violet!


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