h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too bad...
You don't have a mind of your own? I thought that in the Great Republic to the South that the whole slavery thing had been abolished. You should liberate yourself from your 'master'. Break free of the bonds. Make like Willy and ... okay, there's not a good analogy for that, but you get the idea.

Who knows, maybe one day you'll meet a rich text format and move off somewhere...

Don't give her ideas!!! It's bad enough the kinds of weird ideas that have been running around Plain Text Entry's head since that idiot Jean Valjean came around and gave her that damn doll... :::grumbles bitterly::: Former convicts donating expensive toys to text formats: THAT'S what wrong with society today!!!

What else do you do with expensive toys?

And I think you're being a little harsh with a "former" convict. Once a convict, always a convict, but that doesn't mean that we can't forgive and forget, unless it's a serious crime, like say not sharing cookies or ignoring everyone when it's your turn to buy a round...

He stole a loaf of bread, then attempted to escape from prison about 17 times, then stole a load of silver from the Bishop of Digne, and then he stole forty sous from an innocent little Savoyard, a chimneysweep! A child! And then he runs off and becomes a mayor for a while, pretending not to be this convict! I'm sorry, but that's a bit serious. I will not have this man giving expensive toys to MY plain text entries without even asking me! Sheesh. What a jerk.

But there's no guarantee that it will be a bad person providing toys to your text formats. Why don't you just give poor PTE the chance to explore a little, live a little, enjoy the wonders of other formats.........