h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My copy of the Guide is a leatherbound, first four-volume + "Zaphod Plays It Safe" edition

titled "The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide".

So there! Who can beat that?

I've got two of those, plus a limited edition with hand painted illustrations and gold leaf on every page, signed by god himself to deep thought. The inscription reads "The only thing worse than Bad Press - is no press. Deep Thought, thanks for everything, GOD ."

That God person.....well, that was me


blue

I'm omnipotent don't forget !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

I thought that was when you couldn't father any children!?!?!?!

I never could father any children, but I farted a whole bunch.

blue

Please oh GOD almighty, make a couple of million bucks

materialize in my bank account.

blue

* HE gives Blue a stern look... *

Well, I could do that, but with bank taxes & surcharges... by the time you went to make a withdrawal, you would only have the busfare home...

- Simply, High Spirited.

GOD.

What was your phone number after all?

Why does farting a lot preclude you from fathering children, other than she might need a peg for her nose?

I have no idea what we're talking about anymore

Hey, who's this god person anyways???

( I need a beer )

blue

That sounds like a good title for a book!

Hey you guys have all let me down I was enjoying this conversation and then it stopped. Have the Vogons just blown up the planet you were mailing from?

Bassman, if the Vogons ~had~ blown up theirthey wouldn't have been able to reply, would they?
May I join in this discussion?
It looked pretty interesting!
~flies off to read Blue's page~

GB,

Please don't make me offer you a membership to the Pedantic Society.

(Or should that be the Society of Pedants?)

I thought you'd gone away for Christmas , but you're back now .

I went for one day, and a very nice day it was too!
All my kids under one roof, and my grandson too!
Looking forward to New Year's Eve now...

Had a quiet Christmas and no doubt will have equally quiet New Year. (Feel free to insert "boring" instead of quiet where appropriate )