h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How did I miss this. I do not believe it. Its been 20 years since the movie was made. see it on http://OMG.ItsBiggerOnTheInside.com So. I am going to build it. I'll get a touch screen for my 61st birthday next month. Windows 7 is better than a MAC, sorry. I run it on my main PC. I run Ubuntu on my laptop which is faster. Im a techie. my secret email is ?[at]omg.itsbiggerontheinside.com yes it is a question mark. Didn't know you could have a question mark as a name. Thats really interesting. Im working on my own book its going to be called its open brackets symbol for infinity close brackets unfortunately this post doesn't allow ∞ and will feature a dialoge between The Artist i.e. Me and Science i.e. Only Brackets (hey, you haven't asked me yet)Shut up I am making a post (well its polite to ask) Look you've got your hubpages and your own domain and a blog (still nice to be asked, just because Im the Voice of Reason doesn't mean I don't have feelings...)Sorry about that (no, he isnt)I am. Now, I've lost the thread, where was I? (Dell XT2) Yes, thanks. I will be getting a new machine for my birthday. It so happens its the exact amount that Douglas discovered in his Bank Account that he thought was overdrawn. Co-incidence I guess. Any WTS.

Dude Ship

Sorry to interrupt your conversation, I just wanted to let you know I have left a message in your personal space. I hope you - one of you - will find it helpful


lil xx

the email address [email protected] intrigued me.It was though I had a mgic wand So I created ^#-_=~!${}@yodaonly.com which really intrigued me. It seemed like . Of course I got carried away. My friend HB (aka Pencil Points) stimulated me. Here is our conversation :

Philip
BUT matey we have about 10 new characters that nobody has registered!!!!!
as an email addres
14:44Pencil
very good to hear. Try crème.com
14:45Philip
i know but getting first..well..we will probably have the apostrophe ?
I'm.com
14:45Pencil
search yield nada
14:47Pencil
just thinking more along the lines of coffee with hot milk. Nicer for te ladies. lol
14:47Philip
o
will
you be serious
how many artificial intelligence guys does it take to change a light bulb?
14:48Pencil
Don't know
14:48Philip
Nor do they
14:49Pencil
lolololol
14:49Philip
DNA
14:50Pencil
cream with that!http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=47726
14:51Pencil
anyway crème.com ain't out there yet. Go grab a piece of the bar, before the morning rush starts...
14:53Pencil
or un-crème.com
but they will be if I keep searching! lol
funny old game innit?
14:55Pencil
and why is a drink so obviously one for the girls in latin culture, a bloody masculine noun?
14:55Philip
cant do the accents
so i set up
[email protected]
its six spams
five spams had gone
is the ! in the middle visible?
14:58Pencil
hang on Firefox is having a paddy. Back in a sec.....
15:02Pencil
Back with the big red 'O' seems ok now, although damn slow. Gotta get a better uplink than a tethered iPhone!!!
15:02Philip
ok
I have the definitive email address for monty python
ready?
and it works
15:03Pencil
shoot
15:03Philip
cafe{the-e-has-an-accent}creme{with-an-accent-too-but-going-the-other-way}sorry-if-thats-a-bit-lon@spamspamspamspamspamspam.spam.spamspamspamspamspamspam.com
15:06Philip
the password is 123@MPFC!
please use it
15:07Pencil
hmmmm?
15:07Philip
ok
not funny?
your BETTER idea then?
15:08Pencil
sorry didn't get that Phil, you're running too fast again. Slow down for the low fi guy, please! ;0)
15:09Philip
ok
s
l
(deep breath)
o
w
15:10Pencil
lol. No ok not that slow ok. I'm just not so savvy on site maintenance etc...
15:10Philip
my hovercraft is full of ampersands and....
15:12Pencil
Ok some how I think you're takin the piss out of the ludite now. But accepted I should be up to speed by now. Anywayhttp://spamspamspamspamspamspam.com/ got that far...
15:15Pencil
how d'you get an eel out of an &, then? I guess it looks like one on a hook, but...
15:17Philip
Poetic Lie Sense My Good Fellow
I corrected the email its
cafe{the-e-has-an-accent}creme{with-an-accent-too-but-going-the-other-way}sorry-if-thats-a-bit-long{the-french!-merde}@spam.spamspamspamspamspamspam.com
its one spam dot then six spams
15:20Pencil
as in cafécrè[email protected]
15:24Philip
yes only
cafe{the-e-has-an-accent}creme{with-an-accent-too-but-going-the-other-way}sorry-if-thats-a-bit-long{the-french!-merde}
instead of the cafécréme
whats your email address?
15:26Pencil
[email protected]
15:33Pencil
this has really turned out to be quite an interesting Saturday afternoon. On the one hand I have you playing language games with me, cool. From upstairs I have the young woman who lives there pumping 'gawd knows' what 'tchoons' through the floor boards at me. I'm trying to retouch half a dozen old slides in PShop. And the stereo is trying to introduce me to my feminine guide through the complexities of modern life. Keeping me on my toes if nothing else. Really aught to think about getting dressed at some point I suppose...
15:37Philip
Please Note:
This call may be monitored for Quality Assurance purposes
Pencil
this has really turned out to be quite an interesting Saturday afternoon. On the one hand I have you playing language games with me, cool. From upstairs I have the young woman who lives there pumping 'gawd knows' what 'tchoons' through the floor boards at me. I'm trying to retouch half a dozen old slides in PShop. And the stereo is trying to introduce me to my feminine guide through the complexities of modern life. Keeping me on my toes if nothing else. Really aught to think about getting dressed at some point I suppose...
you said
15:42Philip
fancy trying to retouch several old ladies
15:45Pencil
Ah but they're always so greatful for my efforts. That's what comes of experiened hands I believe would be the chestnut!
15:47Philip
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!
"ON AN OPEN FIRE BECAUSE>>>
Cghesnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack frost nipping at your toes
15:48Pencil
I do so hope so, nothing much else to look forward to at my age!
15:48Philip
no its the cold weather it always looks that shrivelled
15:49Pencil
lol
15:50Philip
i'm gonna make sure my copy and paste has worked, have a coffee creme ,reboot and be back in 10
15:51Pencil
ok, have a good one. I'll look up how to do this bloody email tricksy you're so good at...

I finalised on :

[email protected]

got completely carried away with:

cafe{the-e-has-an-accent}creme{with-an-accent-too-but-going-the-other-way}sorry-if-thats-a-bit-long{the-french!-merde}@spam.spamspamspamspamspamspam.com

Found it was too long for twitter so I counted the characters and came up with

tfv{thatstandsfor=twitterfriendlyversion}ijustleftoutthedashes}caf{e-accur}cr{e-grave}me{willthatkeepthefrenchhappy?}^merde^@spam.spamspamspamspamspamspam.com

Realised I had miscounted as I left out the domain name so finalised on

tfv{thatstands4=twitterfriendlyversion}justleftoutthedashes}caf{e-accute}cr{e-grave}[email protected]

which works so I twiitered it.

I am a


Dude Ship

Look, I totally lost my flow ..If you must drink (beer) thank you If you must drink beer then you must dr...(you petered out didn't you...) Yes (Ok I'll rescue you: " I have always thought the term petered out referred to a fuse or powder trail which lost fire before reaching the charge, as in mining, where the expression is used to denote the end of a vein, or as with a flintlock or cannon, where the fire must be led to the main charge. I find no proof.

Joseph Schmitt - don't you make chocolate truffles in San Francisco? Oh, sorry, that's Joseph Schmidt. Well, not-the-truffle-guy-Joseph, petered out is one of those phrases that the OED claims is of unknown etymology. However, we've done a little mining of our own and have found a couple of possible explanations for the phrase, though there's little to no proof for either of them.

Charles Funk admits that the phrase's origin is not known, but he guesses that it might come directly from St. Peter, who, in the Garden of Gethsemane, went from an ear-cutting defense of Christ to a lily-livered denial in a very short time. It's not a huge leap from that image to the meaning of peter out: "to diminish gradually and come to an end." However, Ernest Weekley thinks it could come from French peter, "fart" and refers us to the term fizzle out, another onomatopoeic term (from the sound of the fuse on a firecracker or the like sputtering out). Yet Paul C. Beale, editor of our copy of Eric Partridge's A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, likes the St. Peter story.

The term dates from the early 18th century in the U.S. The first recorded usage is as mining slang, referring to a mineral petering out.

Another word which probably comes from St. Peter is peter meaning something which is secured with a lock. This is because St. Peter was depicted holding the keys to heaven. In the early 1600s a peter meant a trunk but it now survives only as British criminal slang for a "safe" or a "jail cell". (Though, of course, in Britain, that would be written "gaol cell".)"
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(what is?) Everything that is not real, like the mind.(are you real?) Well, thats interesting. I shall paraphrase as i am not sure what parsing is (syntactic analysis) Oh right. Thanks (youre welcome)Now, in our blog ( http://inlocoparentheses.wordpress.com/)Yes my first post was (is this a blog?) No it isn't (It looks like a blog)IT ISNT A BLOG! [THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT]I SAID (before you were ruditus interruptus)yes. In my (our) in OUR blog i began with "I Blog Therefore I Am" paraphrasing the Cartesian Whatsit (dualism) Yes (so, a set of views about the relationship between mind and matter, which begins with the claim that mental phenomena are, in some respects, non-physical)Let me pose (as you do) A Question: If i have a thought about a pretty naked girl (you are either naked or not, you cant be "pretty" naked )...a pretty (comma) naked girl it creates Lust (Fe2O3·nH2O) thats Rust (velly solly) Lust in tern (seabirds in the family Sternidae, previously considered a subfamily (Sterninae) of the gull family Laridae (van Tuinen et al., 2004))creates a desire which leads to an erection.(World's largest penis erected - An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis, its 30ft [see Also رج خليفة‎ on http://khalifatower.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/hello-world/ HIS Weblog]). Which is a physical reaction to an "insubstantial" i.e. "mental" (thats you that is)Sorekara (Japanese = therefore).....ok I give up ....stupid mental construct (he muttered to himself) I mean , how can I let a stupid mental construct make me ?..Hmm just a thought....

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(what is?) Everything that is not real, like the mind.(are you real?) Well, thats interesting. I shall paraphrase as i am not sure what parsing is (syntactic analysis) Oh right. Thanks (youre welcome)Now, in our blog ( http://inlocoparentheses.wordpress.com/)Yes my first post was (is this a blog?) No it isn't (It looks like a blog)IT ISNT A BLOG! [THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT]I SAID (before you were ruditus interruptus)yes. In my (our) in OUR blog i began with "I Blog Therefore I Am" paraphrasing the Cartesian Whatsit (dualism) Yes (so, a set of views about the relationship between mind and matter, which begins with the claim that mental phenomena are, in some respects, non-physical)Let me pose (as you do) A Question: If i have a thought about a pretty naked girl (you are either naked or not, you cant be "pretty" naked )...a pretty (comma) naked girl it creates Lust (Fe2O3·nH2O) thats Rust (velly solly) Lust in tern (seabirds in the family Sternidae, previously considered a subfamily (Sterninae) of the gull family Laridae (van Tuinen et al., 2004))creates a desire which leads to an erection.(World's largest penis erected - An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis, its 30ft [see Also رج خليفة‎ on http://khalifatower.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/hello-world/ HIS Weblog]). Which is a physical reaction to an "insubstantial" i.e. "mental" (thats you that is)Sorekara (Japanese = therefore).....ok I give up ....stupid mental construct (he muttered to himself) I mean , how can I let a stupid mental construct make me ?..Hmm just a thought....( I knew this bird once, she was a disabled prostitute, always having a laugh, kept having funny terns )