h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So far so good. You could replace the word Quorthon with this code:

Quorthon

(obviously, edit the number to be Quorthon's number)

Then you will have a link to your buddy's page and his name will appear on the right hand side of the page too.

I see how that works. It's a good trick. Maybe later.
heh heh heh
Styx loving only Styx

Hi Styx,

I have just opened a Natural History Museum at http://www.h2g2.com/A416819 and I wanted to ask you two things.

Firstly, are you happy to be in the museum (you only have to stand still when there are visitors)? Secondly, may I link from your name in the museum to your Space?


Amy the Ant

next to a bunny rabbit?

well, stainless steel rat is OK. I like him. He has nice escape places in his house.

You can link if you want.

*tries to stand still for visitors. falls over laughing*
Why would people want to come see me? more fun to see the funny pictures of all the prez people all on one page. I find odd things there. You been there?

Yes, I read your scamper through the exhibits. Very funny!

The Natural History Museum is taking shape. I have designed a logo for it and I hope you will display it on your user page. Here is the code for the logo and links for GuideML pages. It can be modified for HTML pages by changing the LINK tags to HTML anchors.

The H2G2 Natural History Museum
You can find me in the H2G2 Natural History Museum run by Amy the Ant.

{{{BIG HUG}}}



Amy the Ant

*regards ant lady*

You know about creatures in majic wood? rat-ants. Krylma Lizard wants to make trouble, use them against researchers.

What can a rat and an ant do about rat-ants?

All comes clear. I saw RatAnt logged on a few weeks back but there was nothing on the page.

I would think talented and devious rats and ants could handle this.

It is lovely to have you back. I missed you a lot.



Amy

*pulling on whiskers thoughtfully*
You read thread on aroma cafe?
40 fighters. twenty with big bad wolf. twenty stay in nest. More in eggs.

I think two possible things. One to eradicate all rat-ants, the other to make them move far away. I know sewer rats could help. You have helpters? Or numbers don't matter?

OK. I'm up to speed now after a nasty attack of RL. I don't think eradication is the answer. Education, perhaps . Ants won't move if they still have a good nesting site and access to food. I suspect rats are the same.

Perhaps one of us could take over the leadership from BBW. We need to beat his champion. If only we knew what sort of "enhancements" this Randak has been given.

Incidentally, I hope no one is making any suggestions about the sudden appearance of rat-ants. I'm not that sort of ant-girl!

*red eyes glow amused*
rat-ants been around since beginning of year. Affi knighted by blue dragon for killing one.

Rats are same about food. We hang around while eating is easy. But rats don't have monarchy, heh heh heh

*leans closer* I think rat-ants are cyborg.

And I have an idea about flooding nest. I get rats from sewer, we circle nest. Bury alternate exits. Can ants kill eggs?
*moves restless from foot to foot*

If the rat-ants are cyborg, why do they have eggs?

Is the flood supposed to "kill" the rat-ants or just move them elsewhere?

Would you mind if I borrowed your Rattus Peregrinator for the Foyer display in the Library and Museum?

Yeah, OK.

If ratants flesh they drown. If mechanical they short out and rust. Water good weapon either way. What do you think?

But not for eggs. The eggs will not drown unless immersed for a very long time.

So the aim is to dispose of these creatures rather than to encourage them to move?

Is Affy amenable to the destruction of his creations?

*sits back and pulls on whiskers*

Try this. Rats move earth, build dam and canal, make water go into ratant nest, cause diversion. Meanwhile ants carry away soldier eggs. We take hostages.

Majic Wood not safe for other researchers while Lizard uses ratants! Where should ratants go?

There are some nice woods on the western slopes of Greebo Mountains (to the West of the Village de la Vavoom). Or there are the uncharted wastes in the North of h2g2 Island. Or perhaps we can find another island for them. Some of the fish might help us to find somewhere.

Better to eliminate them. A ratant still alive is still a threat. If we don't surprise ratants, trouble will never end.

*pacing restless*
Lizard organised the ratants to feed him with soldiers. Why? To fight CLI owners. You say not to kill Affi creation, but same creation tries to kill Affi. This is not simple!

Ok. Elimination it is.

*does dalek impression*

Exterminate!

In sewer we organise rats. Divert water into nests. Big action big consequence. Ants could do little actions with big consequences. How do we make that happen? Ants kill eggs? What kinds of ants on h2g2? Any other bugs your allies?

*sits up ecited, washes hands*

What's a dalek? An ally? Daleks on h2g2?