h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wanna join the best army in h2g2 ? Well we have an opening for a kick-ass Rat in our team. Due to War officially breaking out between the h2g2 Dogs and the h2g2 Cats the Dog Army is trying to recruit Allies to it's cause. We have been trying to secretly recruit and train a Dog Army and have created the DOG HOUSE (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174) which is our meeting place and command post. Unfortunately our cover was blown today by a premature attack by Moondawg on a cat related conversation before our preparations were entirely completed and the Cats are now organising their defences - they have set up a Cat House (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601606) and are recruiting themselves. We share a common enemy - CATS - and we'd like to recruit you for a sneaky Rat-Attack on the Cat HQ at some future point . We have also approached Frankie the Mouse head of the h2g2 Mice for their support in the coming conflagration. A War Diary has been established at the Dog House and medals and stuff will be awarded for valourous and gallant conduct (suicide bombing missions on Cat HQ will also gain the respect of your comrades in Arms). Interested - then join up at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73233?thread=130673&post=1179097#p1179097 The Brotherhood of Dogs badly need reinforcements now and I urge you to do your duty and join up . Red Dog Pack Leader

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Who won?

Hi Styx, we beat them up at the Cathouse and took several trophies including the front door and Granny Weatherwax`s hat. Our invasion of the h2g2 Waterworks and beach was a complete success culminating in the storming and capture off the Lifeguard Hut

We got our ass kicked at the Musehome though. Our tiger skin trophy rug is still missing [presumed buried with honours by the Cat forces] and we seek a replacement

We`re still chasing several cats through the whole h2g2 space time continuum. The last few weeks of the great chase has led us through the Musehome, the zero-g nightclub, Alabaster house where we are presently trying to reboot the Universe to get out of a continuity loop that Arlechinno put us into

The ACF airforce is still going strong although it has degenerated a little into RAF types spouting WW2 `banter` and chasing barmaids .

A couple of us are trapped in the Cathouse having unspeakable things being done to us

All in all a pretty quiet affair