h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

U thik that we aliens are as flimthy as u humans think we are?

Well, if so u will just see that in the upcomming battle.(of course we fought the battle three hundred years back, but in the primitive timing of u humansit is to happen only six hundred years from now)

So our primitive timing runs backwards and at half your speed?

It is your time that moves backward, as it can't move as fast as ours!!

What did we do to deserve slow-running time?

Nothing perhaps! Just that you evolved so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly! And that you are doing same right now even in your most complex forms, killing one another like animals!!1

And is that the cause of the coming war?

No! May be...

The real cause of the 'coming war' is just to make this universe free of the idiot and poorly evolving creatures to have existed in the history of the universe. All the major powers of the universe have agreed and formed a coalation to terminate the entire galaxy ( the milk way). It was discovered that the life forms that it gave rise, and will give rise are all defective in nature. This might be due to the exposure of the galaxy to numerous undesied for life radiations and waves, as it has a 'congenital positional defect' sice the begining of the universe. And actually we did terminate all your life forms, as I said before. Unfortunately, we failed to eliminate you from the entire universe complexes, and you still are existing in the 'dirty unverse' after we throw you through the prime black hole.