h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See a tale of bribery and corruption re. Mr Peregrin..
Be shocked!

Visit my user space

---RedFish

um... where?

lol I got rid of it... cos im nice!
(or because I thought it might count in your favour )

So because im nice, vote for me! Yes!



---RedFish

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...huh?

That'd make a good anthem for the campaign. The ...huh? and not that prose above it.

It was a song, "C'mon People" by Paul McCartney on the album "Off The Ground". All posts by The Man on the Flaming Pie have to be a Beatles Quote.

I s'pose you mean my campaign Croz...?

Why only beatles songs? Doesn't it get bored?

Well, 'Huh?' is almost as good as my campaign catchphrase...

('Why not?')

My thoughts exactly

Peregrin, would you ever consider a coup d'etat to gain posession of the Presidentship? If yes, would you like me to arrange one?

I would consider anything in order to gain possession of the presidentship... anything not involving garlic.

I, though, would consider anything involving Garlic - just not anything involving Pizza.

What about Pizza with Garlic on it?

hey. -does that mean you don't like garlic, peregrin? Can you still make a good prez?

Of course. Vampires make perfectly good presidents.

A vampyre falcon?

*Offers peregrin a mouse. peregrin eats the mouse. RedFish cackles evilly as the mouse had a garlic clove stuffed inside*

I didn't know, peregrin, you had vampyre characteristics. Was that in your manifesto or was this a spontanious outing?
*watches worringly how peregrin (naivly) eats the mouse from an election opponent*

*cackles more*

Bwahahahahahaaaa

Peregrines don't eat mice. So there. *throws the mouse back*