h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 my computer is picking up a radio station, i can hear it on the speakers. it's really freaking me out. since no one knows about this page except for some random person maybe surfing around, i'm gonna start making use of this. my thoughts and stuff. you know? so if i bitch or complain, don't worry, its perfectly natural
college is great... on the weekends. cause right now its wednesday. well, i guess technically it's thursday morning. and i didn't do anything tonight.
i was gonna write more on that, but i'd rather get to the stuff that i need to get off of my chest. when i first started hanging out with the girls on my floor, i was completely taken (for lack of a better word) by kelly. so i was talking to kelly, playing drunken connect four. yes, thats right, drunken connect four. and then she asks me if i like anyone on the floor. if i had the reaction time to think ahead (if i was sober), i probably wouldn't of said anything. but i said that i did like someone. then of course she had to find out who. so we started playing for letters of the girl i liked's first name. out of nowhere i started to really focus on the game and i didn't lose again, i think. but eventually i couldn't resist her questions anymore and since i couldn't say "you", i lied. but, being less than sober, she didn't believe me. i said someone else, she didn't believe me. so i started thinking "who would she believe i liked?" so, i chose beth. its not that beth is bad looking, shes kinda cute, but i don't think of her like that.
i forgot to tell you the first part of the story. i think. wait. was it the same night? no, it couldn't have been. a few nights before, i think, when everyone went to bed, i went back to my room. and this girl lindsey followed me. now lindsey isn't what i'd call my type. don't get the wrong idea, she's cool, but i have no intention of going there with her. anyway, lindsey was lying on my bed. and i saw that kelly was still online. so i started talking to kelly and she found out that lindsey was on my bed.
wait, this has to be after i first talked with her. grr. i can't remember.
so, anyway, lindsey left, and i started talking to kelly again online. she has a boyfriend, by the way, which i found out a couple hours before talking to her that night. which really depressed me. so she was really trying to get me to tell her who she likes. but i was saying how it would change everything. and she couldn't figure out why. i really wish she had, but not asked me. at one point, she did ask "is it me?" and i really can't remember what i said to avoid the question.

its been about a week since all this happened. kelly went home for the weekend to go to a concert and see her boyfriend, who i think is coming up here this weekend. (ugh) and i hung around a whole lot with kelly's roommate maryann, lindsey, and beth. me, maryann, and lindsey were out for a few hours trying to use lindsey's fictitious id (private joke) to buy some vodka and some peach schnapps. and i really started to like maryann, i think. its a weird situation, thats why i say i think. i think it came about after watching a movie w/ maryann, brian, and mac (brian and mac flirt all the time, and i was sitting on the other bed with maryann). after the movie (i think it was mulan) i talked to lindsey online. she wondered if we "just" watched the movie. i really started to think about it. we didn't do anything, but the notion just then entered my mind. plus, lindsey said that she had a hunch that maryann might like me.
then kelly comes back. she asks me about who i like again. i confess that i was lying. so, after thinking about me and maryann for like 2 days, i tell her that i like maryann. but since kelly has come back from home, i like her more than i did before. and maryann shows no interest in me whatsoever.
i think that about covers it. i have to tell kelly that i don't think i like maryann anymore. but see, i don't really know whats up. i really wouldn't feel right about going for kelly, when she has a boyfriend. (which is who, i might add, she lost her virginity to about a month ago)
i'll just have to wait and see, i guess.
damn, i thought writing this would make me feel better. maybe if i read it over... nope. i'll keep you posted.

Sorry - what TV program was this?

someone told me its like that college dorm show, but thats my life, i swear to god. why are you reading this anyway?

I am reading this out of curiosity, and before you ask I can assure you the fate I suffered is far grater than that of the cat

Well to be honest I skipped the middle third, but I think I read it because you wrote something like "no one is ever going to read this".