h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hah, made you jump.

Actually I had a serious reason to speak to you. If your initials are N.H. then you might want to change your username.

I didn't jump...
Too many of my friends do that to me.

LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!

It's the geeks

They look more like nerds, true geeks have beards, e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman

No, they're diffinately geeks, that's what the smileys are called. Imight have been bored one day and copiedand pasted the entire smiley list onto a word doc. I'm a sad person.

I'll do that later
something about lack or resources

drat

Didn't mean to post that here, ignor it.

Don't worry, I ignore most things that the womens says. I just find life easier that way.

Oh, fine then

Get 'im geeks:

They won't touch me, the only way they would attack me is if we disagreed about which version and distro of *nix was best, and they're as likely to rip themselves to pieces, in the ensuing argument, as the are me.

Don't worry,they can't understand english
they talk in binary.

It's actually quite hard to understand what they are saying most of the time.

- 10001010101010010010101010010111010

that would be because what he said was fairly meaningless, unless it was just a really big number.

it may be, i just mashed the 1 and 0 keys orf the keyboard

Specifically it is the number 18,610,738,362

you actually figured it out?

dude!

I'm just that good

Okay then


Geek says:
"1010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100101010110010101001010101010101001010101010101010100100101001010000001010110111101001011010101010101010010101010100101010101010101011111101001001010010101010101011011001010100100101010010101010110100101000100111100100100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Try figuring that one out
Mwah ha ha harrr

now you're just being silly

I know

i got bored of typing and copied and pasted it on.

Mwah ha ha ha harrr

And you broke the screen width

It wasn't me
no one saw me do it
You can't proove anything