h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As a recently acquired villain, I am declaring this battle forum open



You will never defeat me!

To start this off right...

*appears in a puff of orange smoke and looks around*
aww... i was hoping to foil some do-gooders fishing plots here... oh well. just have to look elsewhere!

just to make sure

You are a very bad person.

I'm sorry, even though I'm a superhero, that was judgmental and uncalled for. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. I'll go now. But first:

Of course I'm evil, I'm a villain aren't I.

not so fast, heavy man!!!

That wasn't very nice.

since when are evil people nice? i'd give you a good fishing, but i have to do this for grey

thanks soeasilyamused... I hate fishes. On villains anyway. I think they have a sort of charm on superheroes.

Being frozen, I cannot actually drop the hammer and dispense some indescriminant haddock, but this is a 'moral' fish. It is with you in spirit.

> < >

Being frozen, I cannot actually drop the hammer and dispense some indescriminant haddock, but this is a 'moral' fish. It is with you in spirit.

> < >

and a 'moral' wink for the heavy man, just for irony purposes... ; - )

I smite you with my sceptre of
hurt?

No.
Yet another superhero inconvenience to deal with

just what we need... oh well. won't be too much of an inconvenience.... they never are!