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DIE YOU FIEND

Post 1

bubster

Good evening, y name is bubster and I'll be your killer this evening.

How would you like your death, formal, domestic or ritual?


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Post 2

Researcher 140051

FORMAL!


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Post 3

bubster

*delivers invitation, as follows:

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
You are hereby invited to attend a ceremony to mark the noughth anniversary of your death in the Great Hall, Unsettling Manor on the twelfth day of October in this, the Year of Our Lord, 2000.

Dress: strictly Black Tie. Cocktails will be served at 7:30. Please advise the doorman upon entry of any special dietary requirements. *


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Post 4

Researcher 140051

WHY DID I SAY FORMAL!

I WANT RANDOM, MINDLESS KILLING!


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Post 5

Researcher 140051

OH WELL,

I MIGHT AS WELL TRY SOMETHING NEW!

GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!


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Post 6

bubster

*flicks an inordinate number of rubber bands at MASTER OF CHAOS*


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Post 7

Researcher 140051

HEHEHE!

RUBBER BAND ME TO DEATH!


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