h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello girleight! I thought I'd be the first person to greet you to the guide :-) Some places you can visit to help you settle in are: The donut stall http://www.h2g2.com/F26840?thread=56460 The Newcomers Welcome page is a good place to start. http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=617&thread=55960 You may have to click on a few "Click to see newer posts" buttons (at the top of the forums) but that shouldn't be too hard for you ;-) Now don't say I never do anything for you :-P Tatty

Umm... hello!.. you said on ICQ to look for you, and I did. :-p

Hello, Tatty!

- Njan.

Wow what an exciting comment. an hour ago was there ne thing on this site then?

Hi there Girleight!! good to see you!! YOu just popped in over at the angels' roundup page, and i wasn't able to reply in depth due to space constraints! anyway, what i REALLY wanted to say was, "HELLO!! Welcome, welcome, welcome!! We LOVE seing new faces here at the Angels' page, and We're THRILLED you decided to stop by!" Now that that's been said, i can say this too: Nice page, i like what you've done with the place! Ever feel like being a guardian angel?? no experience necessary! just drop by http://www.h2g2.com/F37639?thread=54177show=1111 and throw your hat in the ring! Well, hope you stop by... we'd love to have you! there's really nothing to it, and we're a pretty great bunch! Anyway... if you need anything, just holler! i'll keep my eye out for you! The Archangel Zax* Making the Rounds...

your ceremony is here. http://www.h2g2.com/F37639?thread=54177show=1111

btw... most of us are atheist.... or at least agnostic! that's part of the fun!

What ceremony? What are you on about? I'm sorry but I don't understand in the least. I'm willing to help but you'll have to xplain what this is all about 1st.

oh dear... trust that GOD guy to to around sainting people without even telling them what it is!

first things first, this is the link to the angels homepage. it should answer any questions you may have about what we do.

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

if you read it all and feel A) you're not interested, B)you're not ready, c)we're all a bunch of loonies and you wouldn't be cought dead posting to us,
then simply let me know, and i will have a word with GOD. You have already been sainted, but i'm sure it can be rectified if needed.

anyway, i'm Zax, and i'm the first of the h2g2 Guardian angels... i basically play big-brother to the rest of the angels, and they in turn play big-brother to the newer members of the h2g2 community! neat how that works, huh?

as i said before, go to the angels' homepage, and read GOD's mission statement.. it's pretty much all inclusive, and should answer any questions you may have... if it doesn't, just let me know!

I read it but I still don't know what I oughta be doing exactly

Click on the underined bit in amongst all the stuff Zax said

Then, when page has loaded, read it. It tells you what to do as an angel which is what you wanted to know

Hello little droogie, how art thou? Your page is real horrowshow, I like it a lot. Welcome to H2G2, hope you get the hang of the Angels, it's a lot of fun. Viddy you around.

Hmmm..an even more interesting language than some I use....

http://www.h2g2.com/F26840?thread=59861&post=457986 Ok girleight, try that link for the donut stall - it should work, provided you go there soon :-) otherwise, it'll have expired.

Greetings Girleight !!!

I'm afraid the Archangel has unwittingly lead you astray with his wording...

I have taken the liberty of removing your name from the Angel Registry, lest it appeared that you have been corralled into service...

If in the future you wish to get involved, I'm sure you will find your way back...

As by way of compensation for inadvertenly confusing you, you may keep your wings & halo...!!!

If you have any questions about making your way around H2G2, I'm sure the lovely Zax will be more than happy to answer your question...

GoOD Luck !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

why did u take me off? thats not fair!!

* HE rolls his eyes... *

Well...

* HE cunningly tries to work out a plan though his mind is effectively several billion miles across deep space, but inter-stellar travel can do that to a celestial being... *

You can either be amongst the angelic band who 'soul' purpose is too spread knowledge & wisdom throughout the hallow domain of H2G2 whilst being cooler than a large, pristine iceberg who has set it's sights upon seeing the world, even the really hot bits in a rampant bid to live life on the sub-equatorial edge...

...or not

- Simply, High Spirited.

Back Again !!!

I see that you have put something about the Angels on your homepage so I'll take that as your interest to reinclude you in our listing...

Sorry Again about the confusion...

Here is your 'Access All Areas' Pass to Heaven !!!

http://www.h2g2.com/A307351

Also, we have now 50 saints, so we will be having a get together soon...

I'll drop by again with the information...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Bye SAINT Girleight !!!

well jimmiejaz I am glad u like my humbug home and Im proud to be a member of the angels. hijijijiji as they say