h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A distant cousin to the remote viewing technique, not persued so heavily by the US Military [something about satellites finding it difficult to hear in space] but instead by the owners of mobile phones.
Yes indeedy, the ability to hear things from a long way off, invented by Alexander Graham Bell and finally giving use to the greek term of telephone [what did the ancient greeks use this word for?]has been extended to modern man in the form of a small black brain-grilling device used by business men and school children alike.
The mobile phone is a brilliant invention but a crisis of an implementation. Surely, remote listening should remove the necessity to shout at the other conversationist [usually on long distance trains], the overbearingly bizarre ring tones making all those nearby wish they were remote- rather than listening...

remote viewing sucks

Who does it suck?

Bill Clinton most probably

There is a website for Technical Remote Viewing - http://www.trv-psitech.com I've ordered the tapes myself. I think they teach you to use all your primal senses. I don't think TRV sucks at all, and I take it very seriously!