h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's only just dawned on me at this late hour that I am in fact still recovering from the nightmare which was "Naked Jungle" on Tuesday night. (6th June 2000)
Having been out with some mates and having a rare old time, I got back to the B&B with the full intention of going straight to bed.
Of course that meant that I was doomed to turn the TV on.
The TV happened to be on Channel 5, and I watched, transfixed and horror struck as the pink, slightly bloated form of Keith "Cheggers" Chegwin loomed onto the screen - completely stark b*****k NAKED
Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!! If there is one thing which I could QUITE HAPPILY have gone to my grave NEVER seeing it would be Keith Chegwin's wedding tackle.
The worst thing about all this is that I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF....
I sat there until midnight, transfixed by Chegger's willy. Of course I had to text message ALL my friends so I wouldn't witness this horror alone and so we'd be able to laugh about it together when we next got drunk. It was like watching a car accident - although you don't want to see anything horrible, you CAN'T HELP LOOKING.
*ahem* I feel better for that. Maybe putting my horror down on paper is a catharctic process.
Pea.
p.s. I'm thinking of changing my tag name - but can't think of anything suitable. Any ideas (based on my interests)??
I also love reading: Ben Elton, Jeff Noon, Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and most of all Charles Dickens.
And adore the following films: Bug's life, Anything by Monty Python, Withnail and I, and all horror films (they make me laugh)

Chegger's chopper - this really has taken the nation by storm.. perhaps you'd like to contribute to my newly-minted guide entry on the Chegmeister? I see you've found it already...

Seriously though, this seems to have shown the nation a whole new side to Cheggers. Where will it end? Will we see Noel Edmonds trying to resurrect his career by going tackle out in his helicopter? Maybe Terry Wogan will flip both his wig AND his clothes in order to lengthen his career.. lord help us....

Did someone call for help sorry it was not a timelord you asked for but if it was a choice of seeing that or the lights in the sky in day of the triffids it would be a hard choice.
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