h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, this is H2G2. Still feels a bit awkward, this internet thing. Not in the least because I still haven't got my own connection and I've got to do all my updating in about two hours, once a week. It makes it kinda hard to get into anything besides some fooling around with some the people that invited me here in the first place. Anyway, the place itself is great, really, even though I'm just beginning to scratch the tip of the iceberg (is this legal English ?)There's a lot of exploring to do for me, which is good 'cause I'm the nosy kind.

as far as i know that is legal english and if it isn't...who cares, it is fun to break the rules now and again .....
once a week?? for two hours?? how do you stand it?!?!? i would go insane....ok, ok so that wouldn't be a long trip for me, i am about as close to insanity as you can get without actually having the white coat wrapped snuggly around me ....
hhhhhmmmmm, and nosey too?? boy oh boy can we have some fun
monsy

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No, never mind
As for the 2 hours once a week, I offered more, but he refuses to come over more than once a week...

refuses?? how bad is it at your place kheldar??
monsy

and why do you never mind??? is it an act of rebellion??
monsy

Me?? Rebellious? To you? I would never do such a thing!

And I don't know why he refuses. I always liked it at home, but MCP moves in mysterious ways

hhhhmmmm....maybe we should investigate these ways a bit
monsy

Are you sure? I get a glimpse every now and then, and I don't know if I really want to know more ...

really?? sounds even more interesting now ...do tell
monsy

OMG!! What have I done?!?
OK, what do you want to know?

~wonders if this is the time or the place to discuss ClownMCP's mental behaviour ~

Oh Kheldar,purleeeaase. You and I both know that this time and place are as good a time and place as any time and place could be to discuss what little you know about my mental behaviour. Which can be quite "mental" at times.

And I'm not really that nosy. ~shuffles backwards towards the door, hoping nobody is going to ask any more nasty questions...~

It's good to be back.

~grin~ It would seem like I know enough to know that I know very little. That is probably caused by the fact that you live and think from one moment to another, and it can all change within one second .
It's good to see you back in here though

are you two purposely trying to confuse me?? do remember that i am blonde and at the time that i am reading this the sun has not rose yet ....speak slowly and clearly LOL!!
good to see you hanging about again as well
monsy

I am so terribly sorry. I forgot about the blonde thing . It won't happen again. You know we would never confuse you on purpose...

yea, yea, yea....sure you wouldn't ...you just enjoy seeing that blank expression on my face hehe!!!....
ok, now where were we???....oh yea!! orange!! is there ANYTHING over there that you left another colour besides orange??????!!!!!....our news station had a section on your little town and the film coverage was eyeopening to say the least...orange balloons, orange hair, orange shirt, shoes, windows, paper and so on and so on.....it was like a giant orange gone wild hehe!!
monsy

What blank expression? ~tries to look innocent~

As for the orange, I'm glad that's over now. I couldn't look anywhere without seeing at least 5 orange devices of some sort. The giant orange has returned to it's cave and won't be seen for at least two years now

*alicat arrives towing a little red wagon loaded down with a beer fridge.* Hi guys. I went to the wink, wink forum first, but everyone seems to have cleared out of what's left of the house. It sounded like it was more fun there than Deimos. I just wanted to say Hi and welcome to Clown. I need a beer. Would anyone else care for a drink. This fridge is loaded.

Hi Clown! Nice to meet you! *Rummages in the bar fridge and mixes up a nice large vt for self.* Anyone else? Thanks Alicat! BTW, what does MCP stand for?

I was wondering the same thing. cheers, dears.

Oh, nothing special...
Is there any beer left?