h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh, the art of procrastination. Not wanting to do something right now makes you do some very weird time-consuming pointless and frivolous tasks, like formatting the hard drive, and typing everything you lost out by hand...

What I learned the past two days:
Don't ever bring your palm pilot out in the rain.
Don't forget an umbrella, because it will rain just to spite you.
Don't buy a $6 umbrella, because it will stop raining just to spite you.
Don't lose your $6 umbrella, because it will start raining again.

And so on and so forth...
As you can see, I'm a firm believer in Murphy's Law.

Hmmmm.......................................................

yes well actually its Sods Law youre talking about but dont let that get your knickers in a twist, its very painful!

Here's a few questions to stump your intellegence:

How many Beans in a baked bean tin?

Why is a mose when it spins?

How High's a Chinaman?

Who are you?

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

How do you put an Elephant in a fridge?

How many Beans make Five?

Answer all the above correctly and you win today's star prize!!!

Yeah well thats me evil as they get (Dr. Evil is my Uncle)
Mhwaheehaaheehaa!! Hohohohohohoheeheeheeheehaahaahaahaa..
(mmm.....strange but true!)

nope, it was coined by a Murphy.

for your first question: 1
for your fourth: I'm pretty certain I know this one...
for your sixth: take the giraffe out
for your fifth: fold its neck
for your third: despite the racial overtones of the question, I'd have to go with the amount of drugs one might have taken...
for your seventh: 5?
and for your second: there's no such word as mose.

so, bah.

3/7 not bad even if I did spell a word wrong,
No 2 should have been: Why is a MOUSE when it spins?

sorry, other answers are:

1: How many beans in a can, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.

3: And Howlow is his brothers name, noe racial overtones at all, he's just called "Howhi"

4: correct, but that still dont answer my question properly

5: Open the door, put it in. Duh!!

6: Correct

7: Correct!!

So there U are!!!

Retry Question 2 please and your mark may go higher!!