h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that you should shout about them as much as you can.

I find the answer to the lack of hours in the day is to give the husband a list of wifely duties that are his to perform. Job's a good un'.

Where can I get hold of a 'husband' to perform these functions?

They are normally lying around under your feet getting in the way. Next time you trip over someone, that's probably a 'husband'.

Although mine has just emptied the dishwasher and tidied the kitchen, prior to me making it a complete tip again in getting the lunch.

Can you send him round here for the afternoon? There's not much washing up, but the place could do with a proper hoover.

When he's done that, can he pop round here? I've got some walls that need painting. Ta!

He will do ~almost~ anything to avoid sitting down and writing the large docment that has to be emailed tonight!

there is a pile of washing up in the kitchen... I on't know, I normall wash up and clean pretty soon after cooking.....