h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, fellow researcher! My name is Big 'Evil' Dan, and I am an H2G2 Guardian Angel. If you need any help around here, don't be afraid to ask me, or any of the other Saints. (To get in touch, you can visit http://www.h2g2.com/A300943, visit my page by clicking on my name above, or just hitting reply).

As one who has created an entire H2G2 religion based upon the avoidance of w*rk, I couldn't help but come here after seeing your name.

Other important links:

Newcomers Welcome Page
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752

ACEs Homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

I thank you, and I believe I'm getting the hang of this. One question: what of my entry? is it good? I hope this doesn't bring upon any unneccesary work...

so lazy i never bother capitalizing. unless i accidentally hit caps lock or shift. does it matter if it's any good? it served its purpose of wasting time, and that in itself makes it "good" in some way, so i figure further analysis is a waste of time (which of course is useful in itself, but i'm going in circles now).

i just thought i would say hello. it's after 3 in the afternoon, i just woke up, and i'm too lazy to move more than 3 feet from my bed to get breakfast, so i'm wandering.

my daily contribution to the wonderful world of procrastination is this:
have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon??

yeah, but my prey was just too fast...

I just had a thought - why is my homepage listed as a guide entry?

They all are.

you see, everything you ever do online is logged by the system. h2g2 is not just some creative forum floating out there. it's big brother if he put on groucho marx glasses. hahaha. there's a secret link on everyone's page to see their online porn-viewing activities too. and another pointing out if anyone has clicked on anything to do with hanson (it's that button that says "ewwwww! why?").

It IS possible, but I could have sworn only the CIA (and porn freaks with cable modems) did that. What's the UK's counterpart?

I'll be looking for that link...

the CIA really doesn't care all that much about either habit, it's actually more like a secret sect of federal agents who do it as a hobby so that they can mess with people, after all, that's the only reason they pursued such a career -- to invade someone's privacy well beyond something legally acceptable. they don't want to arrest you, they just want the opportunity to make fun of you if they meet you at a pub when they're drunk and bored "heyyyy! i know you! didn't you spend 4 hours on that hanson orgy site last week?!".
why i am bothering to continue this conversation is well beyond anything my feeble mind can grasp.

it's kinda funny -

That just proves that they have an even more defunct social life than the people they watch. If course, it isn't a far stretch of the imagination to think that a faction of the US government is populated by voyeurs and peeping-toms, when another is populated by permiscuous drug addicts (congress)...

*cough* "president" *cough*

-the boy from Oz

I frankly don't care if the president smokes weed and has 3 concubines... I don't care if he sacrifices a live goat in the Lincoln bedroom every morning before work. If he can lead the country (and Clinton did a very good job) then he gets my vote.

George Dubya, Jr., and Holy Joe Lieberman are the ones to watch out for...

granted granted.....

and i must say

i'm really in no position to comment....have you met the leader of Our country......

not personally...

but I'd love to see a country with goals even more messe up than ours (if such a thing exists)... I think the next president in our country must now even renounce even knowing what sex is...

You Americans don't know how lucky you have it. Our politicians don't anything interesting like that (except recently when a pie was thrown at the Prime Minister, but that wasn't really his doing. ). I would love to see a real sex scandal in Parliment. It might actually get me interested in Canadian politics.