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Bruce the Hoon Started conversation Jun 11, 2000
I have experience the feeling that all jokes are related in one way or another. If I knew all the jokes in the world I am sure that they could all be tied in together ver well and quite easily to make one of the most side splitting, gut busting and jaw straining sessions you could ever encounter. Personaly I love the stupid variety so I would tie them in something like this
why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms
why did the girl fall off the bike?
someone threw a fridge at her
why did Fred fall off his bike?
Fred was a fish
two fish were in a tank.
one fish said to the other, "so, how do you drive this thing?"
This would be my life ambition if I was a very bored and was a bum, but I am not , so it isn't. Someday I will meet a man, or woman, who has made it their life work to do this and when I meet them I will enjoy it emensly.
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