h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is absolutely true. About a month ago, Mark and I attended the launch of bristolsound.com. We drank loads - what a shenannigans - and ended up together, on a mattress, in a strange house, on top of a lonely hill in Bristol. Mark awoke before me to find me curled up next to him with my arms hugging his midriff. He informed me of this most... presumptious of gestures (he is my boss, after all) over breakfast croissants in bed.

It was actually bristolsound.co.uk - a great site.

I, too, have shared a bed with the aforementioned Mark Moxon.

Twice.

He's slowly working his way around the office but I feel that I must be blessed to have been graced with a second visit.

His underpants leave a lot to be desired though. but he was a perfect gentleman (unfortunately) but I'm still hanging around for a third helping.


Cad though he is.

Be still my thumping heart.


I wonder who licked the crumbs off the mattress after Sam and Mark's escapade....

I would just like to make it perfectly clear, that I have not and have no intention of sleeping the aforementioned Mr Moxon.

Some one has to make a stand against the tide of sleaze engulfing this office, and as the most innocent and naive member of the team, I guess it has to be me.

Here I make my stand!

Oh okay then. I admit it too. I've slept in Mark's bed as well. Well, we'd been out partying and the floor was just too hard. So that's three of us so far, anyone else want to own up?

*Hangs tiny skeletal head in shame*

SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

*Pokes long equine nose into the forum*

Well I suppose it could have been Mark, trouble was the barn was dark and my eyesight has been terrible ever since they gelded me. But I thought it was that awfully nice filly from the Godolphin stable, honest!

Who wants to compare notes?

We could make the definitive, pardon the pun, entry.

In the interests of democracy, here's a collection statements that I could use to reply to these, er, stories. Take your pick.

1. It's important to foster good relationships with your team members.

2. I like a nice, tight team.

3. If something doesn't sound like a good idea at the time, sleep on it, and all will become clear in the morning.

4. I'm actually just a nice bloke who is happy to offer half a double bed to friends who stay over rather than see them suffer on my couch...

5. None of the above. I'm just desperate to fill the empty page that is 'My sex life'.

Here's a clue: only one of these is a lie. And besides, I share my bed with someone every night anyway...

It's not me, in case any one was wondering...

You share your bed with someone *every* night? It certainly sounds like it, you hussey...

Well there we are

MarK Moxon - International Man of not so Much Mystery.

*Picks up remnants of shattered illusions*
*Picks up personal ads*

Another slow Firday guys.

BTW I have never been anywhere near Mark Moxon's bed.

Compare notes, okay Crusader.

He was wearing quite nice green boxers when I slept with him, and didn't snore. Oh and he eats Vegemite for breakfast.

He taught me everything I know!

Does that including driving.

*Ducks out of the way of approaching 944*

Now I *have* to get to the next RL meet BTW you can thank DD for spreading this all over the F&F

Slow Friday or a good lunch I surmise

BS Shhh.

Too late anywaay it was too good to not let my friends know about.