h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its blooming Oedipus Rex!!!! I knew I recognise the tragic look from somewhere!

You got rid of the beard so you could be more Ancient Greek!

So who's my dad, then?

*thinks about the last person Mark looked like killing and wonders whether she could risk it on site.*

hmmmm

*Thinks better of it*

Keep that one quiet huh Mark

For calling me 'mum' in the forums. I can think of better targets. He *knows* what happened last time.

You head him off and the top of the stairs, and I'll corner him by the kitchen.

*We're coming, Mark, be afraid..............*

*laughs in her particularly evil and menacing way, that bears a bit of a resemblance to the Count from Sesame Street*

He's hiding. He'll never get out of the building though...

Isn't that a bit offputting?

It will all end in tears - I tell you...

- The Daily Trumpet.

Depends how interesting the person is - it could be a blessing.

Peta, would you like me to curse anyone for you?

Just give the word Abi and I can round up the troops.

I think the beard may have curbed Mark's neanderthal tendancies rather than be a result of them.

Could be. However it depends what job he is on.

This is very reminisent of having a conversation with someone in the next room, by phoning them!

I take it there's some internal pollitics going on here.?
If so I'm on Abi and Peta's side

Hmmm. I'm not so sure about the side's thing. But Abi, Peta and Crusader know they can count on my support, if required. Mark did hit me with the softball twice so he'll have to do a *lot* of grovelling to win me over.

Bah!!...Where's your balls!!!!

Make a stand for the red-blooded male..

My balls are quite fine tahnk you, and I'll willingly stand for a red blooded man if he'll have me.

*covers Sid's ears again*

Maybe you should cover his eyes after all this is a visual medium.

*peeps through Ev's fingers*

Huuuuuuu!!!! Well!!!