A Conversation for My Sex Life

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Post 21

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Two words...... Headboard Trauma


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Post 22

Ginger The Feisty

I feel really smug!

*smug* smiley - smiley


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Post 23

shazzPRME

Me too!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 24

Demon Drawer

Smugness. I'll let you know after Saturday night, we have arranged to meet up after our respective matches and forego any celebratory drinks, well maybe a quick one. smiley - smiley


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Post 25

Tikan (ACE)

It would be nice to get one of those sex life thingies. They seem very popular lately, maybe it is just a fad though.



Lucas


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Post 26

shazzPRME

I hope not!!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 27

Demon Drawer

Ditto. smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

The only 'Headboard Trauma' I get is when I bang my head against it in shear frustration!!!smiley - sadface


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Post 29

shazzPRME

Poor Sidney smiley - sadface
This forum is getting quite depressing really! Surely you must be able to find a sex-life somewhere!!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 30

Tikan (ACE)

What I think we all mean by a sex life, is a good one. Almost anybody can have a sex life in my town. But...........



Lucas


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Post 31

Demon Drawer

Have you seen the tread on Condom Masturbation then. smiley - winkeye


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Post 32

shazzPRME

I have! But i didn't post anything... I don't think!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

Demon Drawer

I wasn't asking you. Looks like I need to go buy some now though. I need to burst bad. smiley - winkeye


Suddenly and Unexpectantly: Mine....

Post 34

Demon Drawer


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Post 35

Tikan (ACE)

My gf broke up with me.


Sad.

Lucas


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Post 36

shazzPRME

Oh dear smiley - sadface
This thread seems to be having an adverse effect on everyone smiley - sadface
I really don't know what to say to you all except *sympathy*
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 37

Demon Drawer

And I know she means that. smiley - smiley


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Post 38

GOD

* Blushes... *

Usually if anybody has a problem, I send them over to the Guardian Angels... but I don't think they can help out on this occassion smiley - bigeyes

Mind you, Saint Lisa is the Patron Saint of Unrequited Love... smiley - smiley

By the way ShazzPRME & Peta, after your little adventures this week, it will be SEVEN 'Hail Mary's' each this week... smiley - bigeyes

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


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Post 39

Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184)

* A sweaty, balding, cross-eyed, wheezing, hunchback of a man lurches in with a manic, leering grin on his face *

Cor Blimey ! What do you think Shazz ? Now you know how you said relationships are about sharing ? Surely we could spread a little love further...? smiley - bigeyes

* Tries to think of the Grrr!!! french word for it... *

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 40

shazzPRME

Hmmm!!
Thanx for the suggestion Mad Gerald... but I am already fixed up thankyou... and the sharing is exclusive smiley - bigeyes
GOD... I am get onto it... alhthough 7 seems a bit excessive!
I better go and see Archbishop Marv as well I guess!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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