h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you do - let me know.
You'll have to let me know, DE, as, afterall, I am not you.

>DF<

Clearly

Yes, so isn't it good to know that I am not you in any concievable way?
Makes you realise how unique and special you are.

Yes, so isn't it good to know that I am not you in any concievable way?
Makes you realise how unique and special you are.

It _is_ good to I am more unique than that last post

That is a very sad and sarcastic comment, and not the sort of thing you would say at all.
I'm hurt - not my fault the computer mucked up

That was not sarcasm I meant every word

Thank you for the compliment anyway and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

That's okay. I don't have any feelings; I'm dead.
I'd like to have feelings again, though. 'Twould be nice.

>DF<

Nerve endings even, I suppose.

Yes, I don't have any nerves that work.
It is very sad.

I've heard that scientists can regrow nerves now....

Maybe that's out of necessity for all the nerves ruined by acid burns.

I know someone who did that. Acid all over his face...

Ouch!!!

Painful.

He recovered remarkably quickly, he wasn't expected to be able to go out in sunlight for months but was pretty much fine wiothin a couple of weeks.

Not a bad recovery then? That's a relief, having worked as a lab tech I know how easily some of these things can go wrong.

Apart from the occasional itchiness he seems fine

That's a relief to know, because acid was how I died, you know.
I was hopping along in a waste dump, when I jumped into a pond. Turned out to be acid, and I just dissolved away like the Joker in Batman.