h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So the frog is Dead, the Gerbil is Decapitated and the Hamster is Derelict. Who is who? I have my suspicions on all of you.

Hmmmmmm. This is becoming a little too common. Do you think there will be an entire alphabet by the end of the week?

The gerbil is Dilapidated, not decapitated.

I'm sure that one will be used for some other entity though.

Don't look at me. I merely created the names as far as DJ if I recall.

Need any help for more?

I can't remember what DI was though...

I think an Iguana was involved.

Not an Igloo?

Since when was an Igloo an animate object. DD-DH are all animate.

A drawer doesn't have to be (As in Chest of...)

And Dinner Jacket wasn't animate either

Demon was though. And whoops I forgot DJ was the obvious.

We could change it to Dinner Jacket(Potato)

Or spell Dinner wrong and have it as Diner Jacket, and that would mean that the diner, being an eating person, would be alive.
That's how I died, you know. I was swimming along in my pond one day when someone came along in a dinner jacket, chopped my legs off, and ate me. That's not a nice thing to do, really.

I thought you died in the rain in Hyde Park?

I did. I was deaded at the time.
And "Deaded" is pure BB.

Must be hard spending so muich time dead...

It is, it is. Such a burden, yet, someone has to do it.
How about you? Don't your feet ever tire of dancing?
And if you danced on a bike, would you get tyred?

My feet can get tired of dancing quite often, usually every time I practice so I go home and sleep afterwards. They usually perk up eventually. And I've never tried dancing on a bike, but it's given me an idea....

Oh, and what is that?
And dancing is evil, you know, that's how I died. I was just minding my own business in a bath tub when a tap dancer fell off the taps and landed on me, squashing me flat with his metal-heeled shoes. SQUISH! Not at all nice.

Tap dancing is bad. That's what beat us in a copmpetition earlier this year. I don't tap dance though.


I thought I might actually try dancing on a bike, or maybe a car to see if I did feel tyred..