h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Go on, you know you want to say it again.
And you say it so well.
PLEASE say it again, please???? Just for me????

Notice the e-mail plea... Pure bluebottle

I am definitely not Dead Frog. That's the last time I'm saying it now.

What's pure Bluebottle about an e-mail plea?
Besides, frogs eat Bluebottles - he wouldn't want a malicious carnivore around him.
That's how I died, you know. I was sitting by my pond one day, seeing a nice, juicy little fly, and I stretched out my tongue and swallowed it, only to get food poisoning and die. Did you know that they "spit" on all their food and desolve it before eating it?
Disgusting creatuers!

>DF<

His famous "I'll give you a sausage if you send me an email" section from his user page.

Sausages? Sausages?! Do you realise how I was killed by a sausage? I can't think of how, but I'm sure I was.
Also, having a signature is very BB, I'm told, as he has his

<BB< signature and Flaming Pie has a signature and I have my

>DF< one.
But is that on purpose or not....?

I have an idea that only you can answer that one

I am more than a little confused by all of this, but as sure as eggs are eggs (even frogspawn) with all this deceased or decrepit flesh around it is an ideal place for:
Yours Truly.

Possibly, but I am a very healthy dead frof. I don't carry diseases, and I wash - including behind my non-existant ears - at least twice a day.
I'm also frozen in ice, so diseases can't catch me.

Plea? Plea? I don't need to plea! I get enough e-mails as it is. Anyone who's seen the state of my inbox lately will tell you I don't need to plea.
I merely invite people to talk to me, nothing wrong with that.

A cyrogenetically frozen Frog then.

You think you have problems? I am a Dead Frog, and so far, no-one's e-mailed me.
It's very upsetting.