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"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 1

Floh Fortuneswell




Uhhhh......



Who said that?



Uhhh.....



Did you speak??



Uhhh.....



Sister, sister, come quick... The patient in the corner is trying to speak.



Don't be silly, Nurse. He's in a permanent coma, poor chap.



Uhhh.....



Good heavens. You are right! Nurse, lean over and get his chart, I've forgotten his name

**The nurse leans over the patient, and retrieves his chart. Several blips register on the heart monitor.**



Uhhh.....Uhhh... Fluhhh...Fluhhh

**The Nurse looks at the chart**


It says here that his name is not known, a John Doe, found washed up in reeds in some shady glade in the forest. Not to be resuscitated, on account of the bad smell!!!



Uhhh.....need flu.....



He's trying to say something! Can you make out what he is trying to say.

**The sister leans very close to the draped one. Her close presence would delight all but the comatose. Several more blips register on the monitor.**



Uhhh.....flu, need flu, want go with flu...



Something about going with the flow. Must be talking about the lake he was found in. What shall we do?? He doesn't actually smell too bad. I wonder who he is???


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 2

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

If I say 'I get it', will you promise not to do it again?


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 3

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - huh


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 4

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

C'mon over, you can ridicule some of my journal entries.
I have smiley - tea and smiley - sharksmiley - burgers.


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 5

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

And I do know the story of the 'Fisher King' and Lancelot and I've read 'The World According to Garp'...


smiley - whistlesmiley - hotdog Here, PuppY!


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 6

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - laughOh yes, Garp, I remember him well...


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 7

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

The daddy or the son?
God bless Nurse Jenny....
I wonder if she was related to Nurse Ratchet?
Maybe they went to school together?


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 8

Floh Fortuneswell

I think it might be possible smiley - winkeye


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 9

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Me and another fellow were just discussing something. May be you can help. Do you think my nickname is off-putting?


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 10

Floh Fortuneswell

No. Certainly not.


"A forgotten corner of the Intensive Care Unit at Camelot Hospital" by Pheroneous

Post 11

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Thank you.
TTFN

smiley - sharksmiley - whistleSo Happy Together!


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Post 12

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - biggrin


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