h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... whilst shazz draws a fetching line in imitation boobs on his chest... which is quite an achievement because he is moving about too much
shazzPRME

hehe!! now that was a good one shazz...how about some wings *adds silly string wings* to make him look like one of the victoria secret angel models ...well, a demented version thereof LOL!!
monsy

*rummages around and finds green paint*
OK... how does the moustache look Monsy? He appears to be a strange mixture of a fairy and Frank Zappa now!
shazzPRME

~grin~ I could grow to like this outfit . Can I have some more please??

So then a gatter that you like this kind of things?
I think my help isn't needed anymore?



~Sneeking back to the door( it's getting ugly around here)~

Hey you!! Chicken!! Get back here

We're just planning our next move Kheldar... watch your back!
shazzPRME

I heard that before! Another time, another place, and the last time one of you said that, it didn't really work out. You've been planning your next move in the other place for over two weeks now

Well maybe we are having more fun in here! It does have the added attraction of involving wrecking ClownMCP's place at the same time!

shazzPRME

yes, quite ....
*turns the silly string shooter on the Don as he tries to escape the fun* hehe!! that'll teach you ....
now, what shall we do with kheldar??
monsy

*sporky, who makes off with a cozy chesterfield and a nice dodge pickup, whose keys were left on a shiny trivet someone left around

~Stuk on the wall~
Why do i deserve this kind of treatment i haven't done anything.
Sporky would you like to be a member of the famely i think i can learn a lot of you(stealing chesterfields and so on)

just lucky i guess Don hehe!!...hhhmmm, sporky and Don together?? i am not sure i like that picture LOL!!
monsy

I think you should be glad, Monsy. After all, the COMPLETELY USELESSS destruction of my interior and the theft of my property can now be seen as the point where two great minds of this planet started working together, thus ensuring everlasting peace and joyfulness for everyone. Yippie.

P.S. Sporky, I put all my other usefull stuff outside on the driveway so take a peek and grab anything you like. You've got about fifteen minutes before the dustcart comes along and my colleagues take it.
* ClownMCP throws what used to be his house a sad look and heads for the airport, carrying a backpack with only the most neccesary supplies (four sixpacks and cigarettes)." I wil move to my beach house in Thailand, where there's an import ban on silly strings." he thinks. *

... ... ...~grin~

*runs after ClownMCP reaching for his shirt-tail*
plllleeeaaassseee don't go away ...we were only having a little harmless fun, kind of a welcome party .....
come on back, we will be nice...i promise *crosses fingers behind her back and gives her best puppy dog look*
we will even clean the place up for you real good...make it look as if nothing ever happened here
monsy

Hey MCP, give me a call when you arrive. I'll probably come over. As long as you have a garage and a stereo, I'm pretty sure we can a lot of fun in Thailand

~tackles monsy, so that ClownMCP can get away safe~

*squiggles and squirms in desperate attempts to set herself free of Kheldars grasp*
monsy

No way, lady. You're not going anywhere. MCP deserves a peaceful and quiet life, and I'm not going to let you interfere with that.

Run MCP, run like the wind. Let the Clown's smile be preserved forever

*finally sees that she is getting nowhere fast and stops fighting*
ok, you can let me go now Kheldar, i will behave...i promise
monsy