h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll believe *that* when I see it, but for now I'll give you the benefit of the doubt

~lets go of monsy, but makes sure he keeps an eye on her~

i've just got to go 'tinkle'...i'll be right back
*monsy slowly makes her way to the door*
monsy

~figures that ClownMCP should be safely away by now~

OK, but don't even think about any tricks. Luckily for me Shazz is not here to help you now

(packing his bag while calling Shazz)

My dear friend Don Vito. One of these days, you and me are going to have a serious talk...

serious?? talk?? you must be joking ...
*monsy suddenly darts for the car left in the driveway which just so happens to have the keys dangling from the ignition*
monsy

*sporky returns, having cleared off the lawn and moved the "pieces" to an unnamed warehouse in the vacinity of New Jersey

Say, are you using the siding for anything? Such a lovely shade.

Hmm... an invitation to the family? Do I need to sign anything? Oh, and I must warn in advance, my feet look absolutely horrid in cement shoes, should any mishaps occur.

Bloody...
Sporky, you can take whatever you need from here. It doesn't look like MCP is going to use any of this anymore.

~runs after monsy, who already has the engine running. Runs faster, but knows he can't make it in time...~

...and only catches the dust that monsy leaves behind as she chases after Clown MCP....
monsy

~tries to reach for his mobile phone, but can't find it. It probably fell out of his pocket somewhere during the cream fight. Realizes there's nothing he can do at the moment, cause monsy just took the only working vehicle around. Hopes that MCP will be alert enough to avoid monsy...~

*Or shazz, who is in hot pursuit on the old motorbike she just happened to find lying in the back garden!*
shazzPRME

Damn! Now I have both of them to worry about . Still nothing I can do about it.

~realizes that he failed, so turns his back and walks back home to think about it and feel totally miserable~

(and is over run by a speeding don vito trying to make a conversation with a mobil phone he just found witch hasn't a hands free mode oeeeeeps) too badly
Where and when do we gonna have a seriuos conversation

You? Speeding? On what, your bike ?? LOL !!

*spots shazz catching up quite quickly on what can only be described as a wanna' be motorbike*
come on shazz!! catch up and jump in before that thing becomes the death of you!!!!
monsy

~sigh~
~Kheldar is alone now. He too takes a sad look at the remains of ClownMCP's house as he walks away. He has no idea where he's going, he is just interested in getting as far way from his failure as possible ~

Why do you call a serious conversation with me a failure?
calling myzelf that is good enouch(?)so please don't do that to me.
And for the record i can speed with my nike airs (if requird)
with is good enouch(?) for me becauser some one has decided i can't have a driving licence(after wraking a brand new BMW)(no joke just the treuth)

wrecked a brand new BMW?!?!?!?! why? how? where? oh my!! that is sad news a BMW??? do you know how EXPENSIVE those things are here in the USA??? i could almost buy a house for what one of those things cost!!! well, at least when you wrecked something you wrecked something real good
monsy

It is not so hard to wreck a BMW monsy. It is just a German car. Maybe a little better than the cars made in the USA. I don't know for sure, what I do know is that an european or asian car uses a lot less petrol.

BTW welcome ClownMCP, I hope you enjoy your stay at this site. (if you are staying here??)

*Shazz finally catches up with Monsy and, in a death defying leap which is quite spectacular, manages to transfer herself into the vehicle without touching the ground once!*
Hi all! Don V... if you drop over to my homepage and click *discuss* I am quite prepared to have a *serious* discussion with you about whatever you like
Don A... do I detect a hint of Deutsche-bashing in that last remark? Hehehehe!
Where is that ClownMCP anyway? I should have thought that he would have moved premises by now!
shazzPRME