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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Started conversation May 15, 2001
I will join you for the small price of 10 souls. I'm a little behind on my quota this month.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 15, 2001
Well then go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F39392?thread=102463&latest=1
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The Krylma Leader Posted May 28, 2001
Still, I am inquisitive as to exactly why we need you. What skills could you possibly profer that are necessary for our job: losing battles against superheroes?
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted May 29, 2001
10 souls ehh?.........
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The Krylma Leader Posted May 31, 2001
That's the offer. I see no reason why we should pay souls instead of in classic cash.
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 1, 2001
What do you mean "LOSING" battles? Don't you want to win?
Why Soulds? Because otherwise Satan will take min of course.
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jun 2, 2001
Bah! Satan can't steal your soul if you don't let 'im. I mean sure, he acts tough, what with a third of the former angels of Heaven backin' him up. But what's he really gotten, eh? Not a thing.
I don't deal in souls anymore. They're too non-tangible for use as proper currency at most major retailers, and the actual transference rates of souls are too astronomical to calculate sometimes.
Trust me, the world will fall just as easily whether or not you have a few extra souls lying around.
And yes, I said "lose." That is our job as supervillains. I mean, if we actually win, then we can't continue to receive royalties from our comic books and saturday morning cartoons, now can we?
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 3, 2001
We do win sometimes though, how else could we keep and build our bases and hold some territory? Most of the time it's just pillage and burn and try to conquer the galaxy type things....right KL?
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 3, 2001
Too true. Souls are undervalued these days. (sigh)
A friend of mine suggested I start a cult, so I decided to ask Satan for help. (After all, every good FundaMENTAList Christian Cult NEEDS Satan.) And, well, I didn't want to give up MY soul so... What's a gal to do? Nobody told ME that Satan moonlights as a loan shark. (sigh)
I understand about the royalties, should have thought of that myself. But I still want to get rid of those pesky kids, and that pesky dog too.
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jun 4, 2001
Oh, you've started a cult. Sounds like you're starting to play with fire their. The Devil's hand isn't worth shaking. *Shudder*
Hey, wait. "Those pesky kids, and that pesky dog too"? That reminds me of a bunch of enemies I had once. I don't suppose you would describe them as "meddlesome", would you?
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 4, 2001
Meddlesome? Very much so. Sometime I think that all teenagers should be locked away.
I was doing this fake haunting, to keep the cops from figuring out what I was doing. I would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling kids.
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- 1: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (May 15, 2001)
- 2: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 15, 2001)
- 3: The Krylma Leader (May 28, 2001)
- 4: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (May 29, 2001)
- 5: The Krylma Leader (May 31, 2001)
- 6: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 1, 2001)
- 7: The Krylma Leader (Jun 2, 2001)
- 8: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 3, 2001)
- 9: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 3, 2001)
- 10: The Krylma Leader (Jun 4, 2001)
- 11: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 4, 2001)
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