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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

I will join you for the small price of 10 souls. I'm a little behind on my quota this month.


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Dizzy H. Muffin

Well then go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F39392?thread=102463&latest=1


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The Krylma Leader

Still, I am inquisitive as to exactly why we need you. What skills could you possibly profer that are necessary for our job: losing battles against superheroes?


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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

10 souls ehh?.........


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The Krylma Leader

That's the offer. I see no reason why we should pay souls instead of in classic cash.


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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

What do you mean "LOSING" battles? Don't you want to win?

Why Soulds? Because otherwise Satan will take min of course.


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The Krylma Leader

Bah! Satan can't steal your soul if you don't let 'im. I mean sure, he acts tough, what with a third of the former angels of Heaven backin' him up. But what's he really gotten, eh? Not a thing.

I don't deal in souls anymore. They're too non-tangible for use as proper currency at most major retailers, and the actual transference rates of souls are too astronomical to calculate sometimes.

Trust me, the world will fall just as easily whether or not you have a few extra souls lying around.

And yes, I said "lose." That is our job as supervillains. I mean, if we actually win, then we can't continue to receive royalties from our comic books and saturday morning cartoons, now can we?


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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

We do win sometimes though, how else could we keep and build our bases and hold some territory? Most of the time it's just pillage and burn and try to conquer the galaxy type things....right KL?


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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Too true. Souls are undervalued these days. (sigh)

A friend of mine suggested I start a cult, so I decided to ask Satan for help. (After all, every good FundaMENTAList Christian Cult NEEDS Satan.) And, well, I didn't want to give up MY soul so... What's a gal to do? Nobody told ME that Satan moonlights as a loan shark. (sigh)

I understand about the royalties, should have thought of that myself. But I still want to get rid of those pesky kids, and that pesky dog too.


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The Krylma Leader

Oh, you've started a cult. Sounds like you're starting to play with fire their. The Devil's hand isn't worth shaking. *Shudder*

Hey, wait. "Those pesky kids, and that pesky dog too"? That reminds me of a bunch of enemies I had once. I don't suppose you would describe them as "meddlesome", would you?


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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Meddlesome? Very much so. Sometime I think that all teenagers should be locked away.

I was doing this fake haunting, to keep the cops from figuring out what I was doing. I would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling kids.


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