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Tea & Towels

Post 1

Fossil

We missed you for Tea!! — Praps you haven't worked out your latitude yet - Brian was most upset — he ate his towels.

Aunty A is keen on the planting towels idea!


Tea & Towels

Post 2

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

I rekon if we get u.v. lights on those towels we can have the first crop in about six weeks time!
Sorry about the tea but I'm afraid I'm still at a loss about the latitude..old brain packing up you see..


Where am I??

Post 3

Fossil

Indeed Ñ where am I?
I ask myself that question every morning on gazing at the horrible apparition in the bathroom mirror.
You must forgive me for not attending Greebo's TOO often Ñ us old fossils don't have the physical resources required to hurdle from one thread to the next without mishap. Addles the mind, you see.

Your geographical skills, I assume, only become apparent on the NET, since you can jump around like a goody Ñ the mysteries of Longtitude & Latitude, I suppose, will remain as mysteries until someone buys you a good compass.
102¼E 4¼N = Kuala Lumpur (as near as damn it)
I pre-empt your next question Ñ
Where is Kuala Lumpur?
Answer = Its trying very hard to work that one out itself.

Q Ñ If a person from London is a Londoner Ñ then what is a person from Rickmansworth?

Kind regards
Fossil


Where am I??

Post 4

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

A very bored sad and lonely person?
haha I supose a Rickmanswortian


Where am I??

Post 5

U128068

NO, you're a Rickensian

(OK so you can spell echoes and I can't. I dare you to roll a tulip at 2 in the morning without tearing the papers)


Where am I??

Post 6

Fossil

Surely a RICKENSIAN is one who spends all his time writing victorian novels about strange characters who all suffer from Ricketts.

I rather like RICKMANWORTLIAN or RICKER or RICKETTE.

"Rosie the Ricker!" has a nice ring to it.

You goofed, Goofers, try daffodils Ñ they pucker-up a lot better.

AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT OF BED AT YOUR TIME OF THE NIGHT??

Fond solicitations

Fossil


Where am I??

Post 7

U128068

We were all chatting at Greebo's Party. Not much else to do at that time of the morning really.


Where am I??

Post 8

Fossil

Oh! Sorry!


Where am I??

Post 9

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

Hey its my two favourite people!!!
sorry i've been away but i'm back now...so whats the gossip?


Where am I??

Post 10

U128068

No gossip for you, but I didn't get round to telling you how old I was, did I?

Well... My age is the total of; the "unmentionable" number divided by 2 added to a quater of my age.

Things should be clear now smiley - smiley

Say hi to Rickeeeeeeeeeeeey for me.

Goof


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