h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* This room appears to be fashioned in State-Room style, for a very small, very poor, South American Country. A large bear stands in the corner of the room, which is quite disconcerting, not because of it’s imposing presence, but because it appears to be ‘moving’ (Well, the ‘skin’ is moving, from an infestation of vermin crawling under it’s skin...). The seats here look inviting, unfortunately, they have that clammy kind of feeling, normally associated with people adverse to hygienic practices... *

* Just before conversation gets into full flow, the ‘security camera’ is seen to be following you around the room. Although, how it manages to make that grunting sound, heaven only knows how... *