h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i figured the last thread was getting a bit difficult to load so i thought we might move over here where we could actually manage to get somewhere in under 30 minutes .....
*grabs a handfull of vodka jelly fishies and awaits the others*
monsy

*climbs over rim of third tier of the leaning tower of Hot Tub*

I've arrived.

Hello, Monsy, how's tricks?


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Tell me what you think!

Right, now that is out of my system, I'm going to relax in the bubbles and drink chilled vodka.

*magicks freezer up to side of hot tub, necks vodka from bottle*

Ah!

Necr

Mew!

*finally awakes from her long deserved nap*
yyyyaaawwwnnnn.....sssssttttrrrreeeeaaaattttcccchhhhh.....
aaahhhh, i feel much better now ....
why look, i seem to have myself two guests already .
now where is that silly draggie gone off to? i told madmunk i would keep him company while RL kept him tied up.
*whistles for draggie and listens for the pitter patter of draggie footsteps*
monsy

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Well, that's one way of adding variaion, Mew.

Hey, guys. Say, where is everyone? We seem to have gone down in numbers somewhat...

Necr

*draggie runs up to the hottub and does a double somersault into the water splashing water everywhere*
pshtpsht.....DRAGGIE!!! watch where you jump...you might of drowned a vodka fishie and that would of been terrible ...
i have noticed that we seem to of gone down a bit in numbers....guess that means there is more room for us to play
anyone for the high dive??
monsy

*floats magestically out of the water in a nimbus of pure light, accompanied by the requisite choirs of mystical voices, wobbles due to the vodka, rights himself once more, gets toes toasted by Draggie for being a show-off. Finally gets up to the board. Prepares himself mentally, composing his thoughts.*

At this point, Stuart Hall takes over the descriptive commentary.

"They fly through the air with the greatest of ease". Rising onto the balls of his feet, Necro sprang like a gargantuan grasshopper into the air, and, like a young Icarus, swooped backwards in a double loop before having his metaphorical (water)wings singed by a forked tongue of flame from the saw-like jaws of an over-excited young dragon. But has his mark gone up in flames, or will he rise, phoenix-like, from the ashes?

Thankyou, Stuart. And here comes the scores...

(Necr)

[holds up a sign saying 3.14159265358979323846264]

That is your only reply to requests for scores, isn't it? I haven't forgotten the last diver that we had; you gave the same score then. Clever; very- I'm impressed that you know that much of Pi. Witty; yes- the first time. You could have always put in the second part of Golden Ratio. You know, 1:1.618 whatever. I'm not getting at you. I just think that a little variance would be a good idea.

Sorry if I've offended you- it was unintentional.

Necr

i give it a 4.6 for skill and the ability to hold everything together while being heated up by draggie
*tosses Necro a vodka fishie for the effort and pats draggie on the head while motioning for him to go fetch a few twigs and twine for the raft*
monsy

*snaps fish out of the air, falls over as vodka hits the spot*

Raft?!? What raft?!? Why do we want a raft? Is the hot-tub extending into an Amazon-type hot-river, complete with siren-like warrior goddesses dressed in skimpy bras and panties made out of animal skins (although obviously not Mew-skins)?

Sorry, maybe there's too much detail there..

Necr

}Or draggie skins...{


[hovers ditheringly]


}But I guess we do need a change of mood.{


[opens up a wormhole*, which the hot tub disappears through. They are now in a jungle, floating down a river. The wormhole is hovering above them, keeping pace]

[*No, not the thing you see in Star Trek. It looks like a reflective sphere, showing where it leads to as if as a reflection]

I don't really think of dragons as animals in that sense. More a sort of mythical being with a humanesque brain.

Ah, nice forest. Now, where are those Amazons..?

Necr

*suddenly the sounds of drums can be heard in the distance*
monsy

}The natives is restless!{

Delightful. I'll keep them occupied while the rest of you escape. Don't worry, I don't mind sacrificing my...

*to large group of lithe, tanned women that have just appeared through the treeline*

Well, hello there. Say, why don't we just go back this way and...talk...for a while? Yeah? Sound good to you? I thought it might...
*calls over shoulder*
Get moving while you can! I'll catch up with you...

So, where's your village..?

*unknown to Necro these lovely looking women were not as sweet as they appeared. in reality they were a group of terribly mean amazons who were looking for their next naive subject to practise their evil ways on*.......
monsy *looky at what i can do : *

*calls back*

So can I

What do you mean, evil ways? Can they be more evil than a Necromancer? I'll just have to win them over with my incredible charm and unbelievable good looks.

Necr(who's voice is getting very distant)

}Let me handle this!{


[The Amazons raise their spears with the intent to strike, and get pink bubbles of energy stuck to their spears, floating around anywhere they please except when this means going towards Necro]