h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but if they don't get Necro at least a little bit however will he learn his lesson about talking to strangers??
monsy

}Oh ... okay.{


[The pink bubbles explode, knocking everyone outside the hot tub over]

it sure is a good thing i never officially left the hottub
*notices everyone rolling down the hill off to her left*
hehe!! looks like a bunch of beach balls in a race
*suddenly draggie re-appears and begins chasing them thinking that they are his new playtoy*
monsy

}Here comes Draggie!{

Nope. It's me.

*reappears, surfing on a large water elemental*

Now look, I was going to use my charm and good looks to win them over. It would have worked to, but people start meddling. God, I don't know, you start to try and have a bit of fun and people think your life's in danger. I was in control until you started with the pink bubbles.

Still, I don't think those Amazons will have the energy to bother people for a few days at least. I left them...recovering...

Necr

[Before Necro can continue, he is knocked over in midbluster by Draggie]

*surfacing and climbing on to raft*

Why's everyone out to get me? What did I do? I'm confused...

Necro

}What you did this time was not get out of Draggie's way.{

Well then monsy should get him under control. Honestly, some people, they get a dragon when they're young and cute, thinking that they're sweet little pets and are useful when you want to get a barbeque to light. They just don't realise that without careful training, it turns into a 100" tall beast with no self-control..

Necro

}The same can be said for some Pokémon, such as Charmander, which evolves into Charmeleon and finally Charizard.{

}And you get a Magikarp, thinking that it's going to look cute in a fishbowl, and then foom, one day it Evolves, and you have a Gyarados on your hands, as well as a shattered fishbowl. A Gyarados can destroy entire cities in a rage.{

}Coastal ones, I hope.{

Ah, but if you listened to that goldfish bowl, would you get a farewell message from the dolphins (or a Pokemon equivalent)?

Necro

}It wouldn't be in a very good position to respond, because it would be shattered.{

Is there a dolphin pokemon? I don't think there is. I don't know. I'm not an avid fan.

Necro

}There's Seel and Dewgong, but that's not dolphins.{

Ahh, I see.

Where has everyone gone from the hot tub? Are we three the only one's to have run through the rift in the space-time continuum?

Necro

}I dunno. Monsy's disappeared, too.{

"This place is like a mausoleum. I mean, it's just sarcophagi as far as the eye can see."

"Weirder and weirder."

At least, that's the way it feels. Even the creator of the fora has fled.

"I feel cold. Alone in this infinite void."

"Except for the fleet of black battlecruisers."

"Er...what fleet of black battlecruisers would that be, Earthman?"

"Why, the ones on the rear visi-screen. There's about a hundred thousand of them. Sorry, I thought you'd noticed them."

Necro

}What's that from?{

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. When Ford, Arthur Dent, Zafod Beeblebrox and Trillian (who Arthur met at a party in Islington) discover they're at the head of an invasion force.

}Don't remember that from the book. Or any book for that matter.{