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Venus in Fly-Trap Started conversation Nov 5, 2001
"Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop singing the 'Green, Green Grass of Home'." 
"Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
Doctor, Doctor, I've a lettuce leaf sticking out of my bum! "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg."
Doctor, Doctor, I've a strawberry growing out of my head! "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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Puffypants -NOT AN ACE or anything else. Just a chocolate lover and a Friend of Tibet. Posted Aug 12, 2004
How about these ones?
Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting smaller!
You'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctor, Doctor, my hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?
How about this plastic bag?
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Puffypants -NOT AN ACE or anything else. Just a chocolate lover and a Friend of Tibet. Posted Aug 12, 2004
This one isn't quite a "Doctor, Doctor joke, but it's still pretty good.
A mother takes her son to the doctor.
"Is it possible for an 8 year old boy to remove his own appendix?" the mother asks.
"Of course not." says the doctor.
The mother turns to her son.
"See! Now put it back!" 
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