A Conversation for Gryphons
Missed !!
Livzy Posted Nov 23, 2000
*Livzy gets a bit pissed off at having rotten fruit thrown at him and, just for the hell of it, burns to the ground a nearby village slaying all 83 inhabitants. Titania is grateful she's wearing her fireproof underwear or she'd really be in trouble!*
Missed !!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 23, 2000
Hey! That was a fresh tomato!
*luckily she received a mental image of Livzy's intentions, and managed to move the village and replace it with a holographic image*
*How? Elf magic, of course!*
Damn you, you Elfin temptress..!!
Livzy Posted Nov 23, 2000
*Livzy suddenly realises that Titania is the finest looking elf he has ever encountered and feels a peculiar kind of affection forher svelte body.
He wonders if such a godess could ever love a rather overweight, smelly, scaly, pre-historic reptile?
Even if he stops burning everything in sight and gets some dental help for the "breath" thing?*
Damn you, you Elfin temptress..!!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 23, 2000
*notices a rather sad and lonely look in Livzy's eyes*
Ooooh, you poor thing....
Ever visited visiting the Patron Saint of the Lonely and Blue?
http://www.h2g2.com/A458642
Not lonely - just in lu-u-u-urve..
Livzy Posted Nov 23, 2000
Well, Titania? Any chance of me and thee popping over to Ye Olde Inne for a pint or two of finest mead?
Not lonely - just in lu-u-u-urve..
Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. Posted Nov 23, 2000
This is simply amazing. I up the challange to the Dragon, and he falls in love with an elf. What is going on here?
Given the choice...
Livzy Posted Nov 23, 2000
....what would you do?
Exchange blows with a pitiful hybrid life form or go out drinking with a beautiful woman?
Kinda looks like a rhetorical question to me.
(I'll tell you what - howzabout I see if Titania has a mate and we go out as a four? What d'ya prefer? Elfs, Fairies or just Imps?)
Given the choice...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
::Cracking up::
I have a bar to offer for your little "date"-- Bar Bacchus at http://www.h2g2.com/A426872
Date place..
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
Now, don't get too excited there.... I just want the business 
You insulted my friend!!!
Date place..
Livzy Posted Nov 23, 2000
Yeah but your "friend" started it!
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm trying to "pull" Titania I'd still go over there and kick his sorry hybri ass for him.
So there
(But I'll still drop on by your place to have a few beers)
Date place..
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
I don't care who started it... you didn't have to continue it, you know...
Good LUCK wooing my friend over...
(And thanks for dropping by the bar... )
Given the choice...
Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. Posted Nov 23, 2000
What do I prefer. I'm a blessed gryphon. Eagle, lion, or a horse (um, horse) will do.
Given the choice...
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 23, 2000
Skylion - you're perfect just the way you are - a gryphon!
Oh I see what's going on here...
Livzy Posted Nov 24, 2000
Skylion and Titania
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Right then - fight back on !!!!
Oh I see what's going on here...
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 24, 2000
Livzy, I don't know what's the problem with your vision, because Skylion and I have never been kissing...???
...but Skylion is my guardee, special request, me being the Patron Saint of Mythical Characters, so OF COURSE I have to support him!
Oh I see what's going on here...
Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. Posted Nov 26, 2000
Alright then. Titania I thank you for your support. It is indeed an hounor to be your guardee now and forever. Now, there comes a time when every creature must stand on hid own and take on his challenges. Livzy if it is a fight you want, then please, say so. If you, however, wish to bury the past troubles and drown our dark moods in equally dark ale, then hey, bottoms up. The choice is now yours. Mine is hey, let's get drunk.
Oh I see what's going on here...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 27, 2000
Such silliness...
Beer, beer, we want more beer...
Livzy Posted Nov 27, 2000
...all the lads are cheering, get the f***ing beers in...
Skylion - you're round, sunshine!
Make mine a double!
Beer, beer, we want more beer...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 27, 2000
Contrary to populat belief, this is not a drinking thread(yet)...
But this page has plenty of them!!! http://www.h2g2.com/A426872
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- 21: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 22: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 23: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 24: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 25: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 26: Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. (Nov 23, 2000)
- 27: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 28: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 23, 2000)
- 29: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 30: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 23, 2000)
- 31: Livzy (Nov 23, 2000)
- 32: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 23, 2000)
- 33: Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. (Nov 23, 2000)
- 34: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 35: Livzy (Nov 24, 2000)
- 36: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 24, 2000)
- 37: Skylion, Muse of Hockey and Comic Books and Keeper of the Corner of the Laughing Dog. (Nov 26, 2000)
- 38: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 27, 2000)
- 39: Livzy (Nov 27, 2000)
- 40: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 27, 2000)
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