h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeh. Well the way I figure it if I got relaly hard up for cash I might be able to sell myself as a art installation

Do you think that they'll have you.
You do have a habit of getting banned from places

I've never been banned from a galary.... I was once 'asked to leave' a library though

Was quite a shock relaly.... I kinda expect it when I'm in bars and pubs and clubs and such liek.... but not whilst in a library

what where you doing to get banned from the library

Do you really want to know? it didn't* involve alcohol. It didn't* involve drugs. It didn't involve doing anything your not ment to with any of the books/etc. you really* want to know?

you forgot where the loo was?

Nope! actually I've been asked to leave the library once, and almost* kicked out on another ocasion for making too much noise.... but the time I was asked to leave naa I don't think you want to know why do you?

Go on......tell me

Promise you won't tell anyone else? Well I was in the library and myself and a young lady were doing things we shouldn't be together behind the book shelf that contained Engineering books (which was at the back of the library so we thought out of site now... don't tell anyone

she was quite nice though... and it was a summers day and hot... and the engineering books looked real boring.... think it was the Engineering section on the science floor of the library ... now promise you won't tell anyone?

Well everyone is going to know when they come across the thread...unless you yikes it

and the librarian watches the CCTV video everynight to get herself to sleep

Oooops didn't think anyone might see it here I don't think they had much a CCTV set up in that bit of the library hope not anyhow

I'd assume there would be

All librarians are in it for the voyerism

Really? I always pressumed they just liked books

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