h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it's not really crazy, just zaney.
Anyway, I should tell you that the ACE's should be along any moment now to greet you. But I seem to have beaten them!
Anyway, may I recommend the donut stall down on the beach. You'll get an awful lot of wonderful donuts there, including creme egg ones!
Fell free to find your way to the ACE's homepage, then to Joanna's, and that'll take you to the stall.
Have a good time! An ACE should be along soon.
- The Big C (alias Pr. C. Tonks)

Go BigC! Go BigCgo! Go BigC! Go BigCgo!!
You've beaten the Aces!!!!
Well done!
Oh, um high welcome to h2g2
You've signed up for a laugh a minute (but not in this post) website... There'll always be something to tickle your fancy...
Try these for size:
http://www.h2g2.com/U109137/ for my pagehttp://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=48634 for a wonderful doughnut stall, manned by the wonderful Joanna and Eomando

Yes, well, it was nothing...

Finally... an ACE has arrived

Allow me to greet you to h2g2. If you ever want any help or just a chat with a (mostly) human then just click on my name and leave a message to me on my page

Also, be sure to check out the Newcomer's Page at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=617&thread=47848

It will help you get into the swing of things a bit

For some help with GuideML (our own markup kanguage) see Bruce's page at http://www.h2g2.com/A187229

Funny you should spell the word 'language' wrong!

My typing isn't the world's most accurate... I should check more though but I was looking to beat the other ACEs here

No,I think DD made it before you in a forum adjascent this one.
(I probably spelt 'adjascent' wrong, didn't I?

Yeah... oh well, I tried

DD is fast though and almost impossible to beat. I did get to another researcher first though

You're right - DD is fast! He's in almost every forum I visit!
Oh! That reminds me:
I'm openning up a new section for the h2g2 community soon - the Space Station Big C (GalactiReg Nr GN18L), and I'm looking for people to help me host all the forums. Would you be interested by any chance?

Yep... I'm interested. I am opening a website soon, http://www.writers-alley.com

I am looking for content and people to help test it when we go alpha. You interested?

BTW, can you comment on some of my poems at http://www.h2g2.com/morejournal.cgi?userid=28269&journal=30754 because I need some advice as to how to improve my style.

Your poems sound very good - I'll go over them again later.
Yes, indeed I would be interested in your site. I'm a budding author myself, with several ideas for books, and I've started writing one too; it's sci-fi, and in its first stages, but I can submit it to you if you want. I've also got a site about it somewhere:
Search for it here: http://www.bigc.org.uk/bg
I think it's that, since I had to remove the original and hide it because of pathetic rumours (my main site that is, not the book's site). Go check it out! Click 'The Citos'.

Sorry, http://www.bigc.org.uk/bg.htm or http://www.bigc.org.uk/bg.html!

I'll check it out shortly, after I've dealt with a couple of things on the promo side of things for Writer's Alley

Owning a business can be hard work

So, did you check it out? I've got some other work somewhere at home which you might be interested in.
Anyway, you said you were interested in the space station. Well, if you'd like to work there, pop along to the "Hi there!!" forum on my page.

Excuse me for butting in, but this forum is supposed to be about MY homepage...
Do any of you people want to submit something to my BML (see homepage for details)?

Oh sorry, yes, I thought it was rather evil to use someone else's forum.
Sure, I'll check it out.

Sorry about that

You will find its impossible to keep people on h2g2 on topic for any serious length of time. Or should that be stay serious for any length of time?

Yes, I'll check it out...