h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah! Hitting me with the mid-west American History thing again!
Only Joking. I nearly suggested Flo Rescent earlier on, but thought better of it, but now I have written it, so I've effectively said it, so er..well..I've said it now!

*seeing as Odra appears to have slipped into unconciousness again, he pops a blanket over her slumbering form, gives her a quick peck on the cheek and whispers 'Nighty, night'. Wanders off to his guest room for the final night this week. Closes the door quietly and quickly falls asleep on the bed.......zzzzzzzzzz*

*stirs a bit restlessly, mumbles a thank-you to B-17, and proceeds to drift back into an alcoholic stupor*

Did I just miss the entire second thread??!! Oh well, thought I'd remind you all I'm still alive. Guess we'll be on fourth thread soon...I'll kick some arse there then

*emerges from nest*
owner-buddy!!!!! where have you been?
there was a bad quake and you didn't come.
Give me some food. there's turkey on the table

buddy couldn't stay again.

You better come back!!!
*paces in front of the door*

*returns to nest *

*emerges from studio*
Anybody here?
*hears breathing*
Probably. I'll put some coffee on.

*throws some turkey into S's nest*

If you know what's good you'll shut up and beg brother.

It's saturday, and EVERYONE is DEAD! Here, there and everywhere! Everywhere I go, things is quiet

Anyone think this thread is too long?

Yes. http://www.h2g2.com/F38024?thread=64906&post=478218 The party is now on its 4th thread!