h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's strange that no one's formally welcomed to the guide yet--it's been over a week, no?

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Guess it's my turn.

Gotta love GuideML humor.

My name's Triv, and I'm a guardian angel here at h2g2. We, along with the Assistant Community Editors, take it upon ourselves to make the new researchers comfortable and to let them know that someone's looking out for them. If you need anything reply to this message or start a new conversation over at my homepage.

http://www.h2g2.com/U145245

while you're at it, check ot the guardian angel's homepage. It's got a ton of links to other resources you might find useful.

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

good to meet you.

Triv (Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Rounds)

St. Triv,

How very kind of you to drop in. I offer my thanks for your celestial guidance and protection during the past two weeks when I was driving the wrong way along those continental roads and around those ridiculous merrygoroundabouts. (I take it your authority extends that far and encompasses them.)
Because of that and your kindness, I do not wish to appear ungrateful, so I am hesitant to mention this but I shall.
It seems that either you have been misled by my minimalist page or you missed your target with your welcome. Following my appointment as a researcher, I lurked around for a considerable time with my collar turned up, keeping a low profile in the shadows until I was eventually spotted by the great "Fairly Strange" who admonished me for my behaviour and by his example made me realise how ineffectual I am.
*One Day*, however I shall master the deep mysteries of Guide ML and after that World Domination will be a pushover.
Perhaps then Seven of Nine will see me in a better light. (I can dream, can't I?)

I honestly had no idea as to when you joined our growing ranks, but when I flipped to your page (honestly because I loved your chosen name) I read that you were 'new' and I noticed that no other angel/ACE had said hello, so I thought I'd do so. Even if I AM a little late, it's of no importance--welcome to the guide anyway and again, if you ever want to chat, drop me a line. You seem to be a wonderful fella.



Take care.
Triv, PS/MGR