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Bistroist Started conversation Apr 13, 2000
Welcome to H2G2 
So the axe murderers kills the rats or what? 
My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's). We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
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http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 13, 2000
*RUNS IN*
JUST CHECKING. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR US, CLICK ON OUR NAMES ON THE FORUM FRAME. WELCOME!
*RUNS OUT*
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