h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just a long finger nail should do it as there's a hole in it's bottom!

That's if you don't mind poking your finger up a pig's bottom!

If me were a rude cat... me would answer that!!! ~grin~

Surprisingly enough, I can think of worse things than assulting a metallic pig. A friend at junior school (16 years ago now) got an eraser stuck up his nose. Said method above was used to retreive it...

When my daughter was 2 years old, she shoved a hazlenut up her nose and our GP had to remove it with a pair of tweezers!

Poor Mair had John holding her body and me holding her head. I've never heard her scream so much! She went purple, poor lass! Still, she never did it again...

An old boyfriend actually stuck a drum stick up his nose when he was little and had to have it removed in hospital. Can you imagine taking your child to hospital, sporting a drum stick up his nose?

I laughed for ages when I got to the bit in the Adrian Mole diaries where he gets a model aeroplane stuck to his nose

Me has never got anything stuck to me... me thinks... ~grin~

Apart doughnut sugar, of course...

But thats easy to lick off... ~Grin~... or at least thats what Stooby tells me...

So *that's* what I need to be attractive

*dashes out to buy several hundred donuts*

Well I suppose it beats eau de doughnuts!

You can't beat that smell Gwennie... ~grin~

You should be able to buy it in the shops, hey? Estate agents often say that the smell of baked bread and fresh coffee in a house is always welcoming to prospective buyers.

No... it just makes them want to leave to get a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the local Baker's Oven...

If your cooking is anything like mine, then it probably would!

My cooking is unique... ~grin~

Daffodils died down.
Sun in the evening sky.
French lilacs almost brown.
Daisies in bunches bunching high.
Baby chipmunk on the lawn.
Quick, grab Greebo T. Cat.

Or are you a vegetarian feline?

Methinks our doughnut eating feline is a vegetarian (correct me if I'm wrong, Greebo...)

~Greebo takes the baby chipmunk back to it's mother~

Yes me is a vegetarian... ~grin~

Lovely prose though...