h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That isn't atheism then... if he firmly believes it!
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~Greebo's eyes go wide~... The moon is made of cheese??? Me didn't realise that...

Well, as he puts it, Atheism isn't not believing in God, but rather believing there is no God. There's a difference, at least the way he explains it.

So it's the same with Moon Cheese!

*Starts to pack Greebo's bag and fill it full of crackers*

No cheese?

Nah! There's lots of that on the moon!

You mean that if me believed the moon was actually a huge doughnut and not made of cheese then it would be so????

But of course, oh furry one!

*Starts to think the bag she's packing for Greebo possibly isn't large enough*

Oh my... ~Greebo eyes look far away~... oh my... oh my... oh my....

*Wipes the drool from Greebo's mouth and books a flight to Florida for Greebo*

She said "My oh my" not "Miami:

Did she really? *Wicked grin*

~Greebo looks up into the night and dreams a little dream~

*Thinks that Greebo looks so peaceful and relaxed that she doesn't need a holiday after all*

Hey Greebo! Penny for them?

~Greebo looks across at Gwennie~... After taking all your money... are you sure you have a penny left???

Not personally, no. However, there's always Christopher's piggy bank!

Well would you believe it... me has a hammer... ~grin~... ~Greebo produces a hammer from her Garfield backpack~

I think a hammer may dent Christopher's piggy bank, but it wouldn't shatter it as it's metal!

Blow torch???

Er, key?